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brandley 

synonymous with dictator, shows massive abuse of power, characterized by an abstract sense of discipline, sometimes referred to as a megalomaniac. Use this name to describe anyone who falls under these standards. People who refuse to listen or believe any standpoint but their own may also be referred to by this name.
"My boss is so brandley, she had me suspended from work for a month without pay when i yawned in front of her."

"My mom was really brandley today she grounded me for coughing at the dinner table."
brandley by Seniors '07 November 10, 2008
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Brentley 

The most handsome guys in the world are named Brentley. Usually has beautiful brown eyes and dark skin. Known to be a great father, best friend, and husband. Hardworking, faithful, fantastic lover, and loving. Love naps and can be impatient.

Oh, and they usually have a nice ass.
"Brentley is my husband."
"Really? Damn, you are SO lucky!"
Brentley by wifeofagod December 23, 2016

brindley 

A female that is incredibly energetic and outgoing. Usually partakes in a wide range of activities and interests and is always willing to try something new. She is very sexy though is not the type to ever flaunt it. She is classy, intelligent, unique, and overall a well rounded girl. She will have you rolling on the floor in laughter within the first 5 minutes of meeting her, and it's obvious she is comfortable in her own skin. If you can land a Brindley as your girlfriend you have reached G status. Be careful though, all your bros will become craving animals when she comes around. And if you date her you will for sure be subjected to trying a billion new things you'd never go near... like contra dancing. Don't judge.
Not-as-lucky bro: "Who's that chick longboarding around campus all the time?"
Lucky bro: "Brindley. I met her at the rock wall and we're going to some random pasta place I've never heard of tonight."
Not-as-lucky bro: "Blast."
brindley by lucky bro June 22, 2011

Miss Brandley 

Vice principal of Bishop Feehan High school in Attleboro Mass. synonymous with dictator, shows massive abuse of power, characterized by an abstract sense of discipline, sometimes referred to as a megalomaniac. Use this name to describe anyone who falls under these standards. People who refuse to listen or believe any standpoint but their own may also be referred to by this name.
"My boss was such a Kate Brandley today, she had me suspended for a month without pay when i yawned in front of her."

"My mom pulled a Miss Brandley today, she grounded me for coughing at the dinner table."
Miss Brandley by Seniors '07 November 10, 2008

Brentley 

He has a big black dick that no one can handle. Usually a handsome innocent man but a destroyer in bed. Best person you will ever meet and usually nice.
You know Brentley?
That’s the best person I’ve ever met.
Brentley by LongClick November 13, 2018

Lewis Brindley 

A small Lebanese boy who lives in the heart of Bristol and founded the failed game development company The Yogscast alongside best friend (and on again off again lover) Simon Lane. In his later career young Lewis went completely bat-shit insane after losing the love of his life Hannah and began a spree of killings by pushing drunk people into the canal to drown them, he became known as the Bristol Pusher.
Duncan Jones:"YES EAT A DICK LEW- NOOOOOOO!!!"
Lewis Brindley: "EAT A DICK DUNCAN HAHAHA!!!"
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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