Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Breezy J 

an alternative for the term blow job, head, dome, ect.
That was one of the best breezy j's ive ever had.
Breezy J by fucken mike May 27, 2009

J-Breezy 

I'z be trippin around dis shit and all, when she unleashed hers J-Breezy. Some crazy shit we did 'while back.
J-Breezy by Dr. Douchebag April 18, 2010

Breezy Jangles 

To have super long pubes that flow in the wind and are long enough to tie jingle bells to. Then to rape a Santa Clause at the mall and jingle hump while saying "Ho Ho Ho you Bitch"
"Dude, I saw a santa Clause at the mall getting it on on with some breezy jangles"

"No way?! that happened to me last week"
noun. - A person shows up at the bar too early, gets slammed off 2 of drinks, screams in a high-pitched voice, throws glasses, slaps people, refuses to pay for her drinks, and passes out in bed by 9:30.
"Man, Dena turned into such a j-beezy last night. I thought she was gonna get kicked out the bar!"
j-beezy by Hank Fitznuggly March 11, 2009
the definition of gritty. the MAN that when he is with a group of friends he screams its mr. steal your girl! he is the rawest man alive. hes a dog! most people think the j in j-beezy stands for jesus! BEST RAPPER ALIVE!!!!!!!!! G.F.C. when you see j-beezy and your with your girl you will be happy if he looks at her! JYEA its like that!
Person 1. DAAYMN you see that raw ass dude right there.

Person 2. BITCH THATS J-Beezy
person 1. you mean the best rapper alive?
person 2. JYEAH!
J-Beezy by J-Beezy BIOTCH May 22, 2011

Jdot Breezy 

Kshordy's original pupil who betrayed him after his new master Ralo was defeated.

Jdot Breezy originally was the pupil of the one and only Terise Powe (KShordy) and he taught him how to manifest his inner drilling potential. They would attack cars, and buck them. Eventually, enemies from the opposing side attempted to take out Kshordy once they saw the risk of keeping him alive because of his overwhelming energy level. Kshordy defended and annhialated his attempted assaisans, but they had a secondary plan in case of failure, locking him in an unpenetrable cage, that he would eventually break free of a few years later.

While Kshordy was in the cell, Jdot Breezy would eventually betray him, and find a new mentor, called "Ralo", and disrespect Kshordy's other pupil "Bibby" who was fatally killed. However, no one thought this would be possible, but the immense power and energy inside Kshordy was so immense he broke out.

Jdot Breezy would live the rest of his life in fear. Biting his fingernails, and hiding under his blanket....

As one by one, his friends were incinterated by Kshordy, until they were able to preform another magic attack to send him back to an upgraded stronger version of the cage. Finally, after so long Jacourey felt safe.

Jacourey is now persuing a rap career
It's Jdot Breezy, the once pupil of El Diablo..... the legendary Kshordy.
More from Urban Dictionary

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
Load more