Breastular 

1. Of or relating to the breasts.
2. Resembling breasts

Those little pumpkin candies are quite breastular.

Breastular by Snof October 8, 2003

Breastular 

The describing of one's (usually female) breast.

Dude!She has a nice breastular area.

Breastular by Neo2129 June 9, 2003

Breastplay 

An act of foreplay that involves a fondling of the breasts of another woman or even man. Involves groping the breasts, licking and kissing the nipples and rubbing titties together all for the intent of sexual gratification and pleasure.

Julian: That was some amazing breastplay we had~
Diane: I agree~

Breastplay by Maruchi Kitsune August 22, 2015

Useful as nipples on a breastplate 

Completely useless; just for looks
Can also be said about Batman's uniform

That's about as useful as nipples on a breastplate!

Useful as nipples on a breastplate by minkispunk September 11, 2011

breasturaunt 

A restaurant that has terrible food, but boobs aplenty.

Hooters is the best "breasturaunt", but the food is disgusting.

breasturaunt by Trattortita, booby buffet July 23, 2012

breastasarian 

A surgical procedure in which an infant is removed from the mother's womb by cutting through her breasts. It is a very rare occurance... 1 out of 7 billion+.

Swani is the first and only baby to be born by a breastasarian procedure.

breastasarian by jacaya March 13, 2010

Breastplate Boomer 

Not just any old boomer, the boomer of all boomers. Breastplate Boomer quickly rose as a postwar icon after his service in the Skaraana vs Humanity war of 2021.

Who the hell is that old boomer?!
That's Breastplate Boomer, the messoah and grandfather of the prodigal son who's face is glazed in cum.

Breastplate Boomer by DisasterHellscape June 23, 2021