Richard: I took my girlfriend out to that new restaurant downtown, but it turns out its acutally a Breastaurant! Now she won't even speak to me.
Shawn: Dude.
Shawn: Dude.
by Aranwion October 17, 2008
Get the Breastaurantmug. It’s a restaurant where women where small clothes such as hooters and twin peaks so you can see their boobies! Get it? BREASTaurant in other words tits for tips
by Kidswillbekids September 9, 2020
Get the Breastaurantmug. Dude: where were you last night?
Stoner: i was down the breastaurant. i got me some 34DD's! hours of fun! :D
Stoner: i was down the breastaurant. i got me some 34DD's! hours of fun! :D
by !NICK! September 13, 2006
Get the Breastaurantmug. Another name for a lactating woman's breasts, as they provide nourishment similar to that of a dining establishment or fast food joint. When your kids done with the old lady and shes still got some of that white lightning left, ask her if you can get in on some of that breastaurant action.
Guybrush: "Hey hon, is Charley full yet?
Theresa: "Yeah, he's about done. Boy hes really fucking my tits up today, enough of that! They kind of look like hamburger patties..."
Guybrush: "Cool babe, let me have a seat at the breastaurant I'm hungry!"
Theresa: "Jesus Raymond, they aren't freakin' jawbreakers, lay off!"
Guybrush: "Maybe if you weren't so fat I'd treat you better...."
Theresa: "Maybe if your penis didn't look like a lightswitch, I wouldn't care."
Guybrush: "I want a divorce..."
Theresa: "Yeah, he's about done. Boy hes really fucking my tits up today, enough of that! They kind of look like hamburger patties..."
Guybrush: "Cool babe, let me have a seat at the breastaurant I'm hungry!"
Theresa: "Jesus Raymond, they aren't freakin' jawbreakers, lay off!"
Guybrush: "Maybe if you weren't so fat I'd treat you better...."
Theresa: "Maybe if your penis didn't look like a lightswitch, I wouldn't care."
Guybrush: "I want a divorce..."
by WhoWantsAFreeJ? November 24, 2010
Get the Breastaurantmug. 1) A combo word for a "bar" and a "restaurant" combined.
2) A restaurant where women with large breasts work.
2) A restaurant where women with large breasts work.
1) Sally: "Hey, Tara! I'm hungry for some good food but I want a beer, too!"
Tara: "Let's go to Chili's! It's got food and beer because it's a breastaraunt."
2) Tim: "Hey man, I really want to eat but I want to see hot girls, too."
Andy: "Let's go to Hooters, it's my favorite breastaurant."
Tara: "Let's go to Chili's! It's got food and beer because it's a breastaraunt."
2) Tim: "Hey man, I really want to eat but I want to see hot girls, too."
Andy: "Let's go to Hooters, it's my favorite breastaurant."
by goldengirl123 December 18, 2013
Get the Breastaurantmug. A restaurant specializing not in food but rather in featuring female servers' bodies, usually with an emphasis on breasts. Training ground for exotic dancers. Ex: Hooters, Twin Peaks, Yo Mama's, Bombshells, Bikinis, Tilted Kilt. Wednesday is often Family Night, with discounts for the young'uns.
It's Wednesday, which breastaurant would you kids like to go to for dinner? Your father will be here to pick you up at 6:00 p.m.
by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020
Get the breastaurantmug. by Ants July 18, 2003
Get the breastaurantmug.