Rhymes with breakfast.
This is the sex a couple has in the morning to get the day started on a regular basis. Not to be confused with morning sex, which is occasional sex in the morning.
This is the sex a couple has in the morning to get the day started on a regular basis. Not to be confused with morning sex, which is occasional sex in the morning.
Guy 1: Yea dude, I can't get my day started right without breaksex. I'm just uneasy if I know my girl is walking around out there without some of me inside of her.
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T: Yea, we fell asleep around 10pm.
K: That's lame.
T: True. It's ok though bc we wake up at 5:30.
K: Really? Why?
T: Gotta get my breaksex in before I go to work.
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T: Yea, we fell asleep around 10pm.
K: That's lame.
T: True. It's ok though bc we wake up at 5:30.
K: Really? Why?
T: Gotta get my breaksex in before I go to work.
by His Majesty the King January 26, 2011
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I've been asked that multilpe times and finally decided to lift the mistery.
Breadsexual is a special attraction to bread.
You feel sexual and romantic desires towards bread.
It also means that you just want Bread for yourself.
You want to be its Alpha.
You want to dominate it.
Or you want it to dominate you.
A little kinky, dont you think?
But I'll leave this to you.
Dont forget to treat Bread right..
Its the best thing someone could ever have..
Your bread and only..
Bread is soft and sometimes hard,
it reminds you of something you have been desperate for , doesnt it?
I've been asked that multilpe times and finally decided to lift the mistery.
Breadsexual is a special attraction to bread.
You feel sexual and romantic desires towards bread.
It also means that you just want Bread for yourself.
You want to be its Alpha.
You want to dominate it.
Or you want it to dominate you.
A little kinky, dont you think?
But I'll leave this to you.
Dont forget to treat Bread right..
Its the best thing someone could ever have..
Your bread and only..
Bread is soft and sometimes hard,
it reminds you of something you have been desperate for , doesnt it?
"Hey Bready!"
"Hey Baby *bread bread*. I missed you!!"
"Bread kun , I want a child!"
"J-James chan! ME TOO!! I WANT TO BAKE A CHILD WITH YOU!"
"Mom.. Dad.. Everyone.. Please listen to me. I have something to tell you. I-I.. I'M BREADSEXUAL!"
"James , we are so proud of you! Now get out of our house!!"
"Hey Baby *bread bread*. I missed you!!"
"Bread kun , I want a child!"
"J-James chan! ME TOO!! I WANT TO BAKE A CHILD WITH YOU!"
"Mom.. Dad.. Everyone.. Please listen to me. I have something to tell you. I-I.. I'M BREADSEXUAL!"
"James , we are so proud of you! Now get out of our house!!"
by Sencide April 5, 2022
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A sexual attraction to bread.
"Hey dude this is my new significant other, Sourdough Bread."
"Nice to finally meet them, I didn't know you were breadsexual"
"Nice to finally meet them, I didn't know you were breadsexual"
by Moist Banana Bread September 12, 2017
Get the breadsexual mug.Breadsexual is when people who have a attraction to all types of bread, like baguettes, whole grain and wheat bread, garlic bread, ETC. Similar to Pansexual but instead of loving all genders you love all types of bread. When finding a attraction in bread, be careful when you flirt around friends or family or people outside your group, it may disturb them, creep them out, or it may make them reject your interests. Making them a Breadphobic.
by AnonymousType August 29, 2020
Get the Breadsexual mug.Breast Break Sex is when a sexual partner intentionally looks to break the breasts implants of their partner. The implants never even come close to being broken, but it gives some guys a weird type of motivation to be at their best in bed. Some woman are into this type of rough sex and foreplay.
I don't know man. This girl was so hot I just wanted to have Breast Break Sex with her! I kept smashing her fake boobs together, and that made her even hornier! It was crazy!
by the2ndflood September 29, 2008
Get the Breast Break Sex mug.Pansexual but translated from Spanish to English. Pan = bread, so breadsexual.
not limited in sexual choice with regard to biological sex, gender, or gender identity.
not limited in sexual choice with regard to biological sex, gender, or gender identity.
Oh awesome I didn’t know you were breadsexual!
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