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Breadsexual 

Breadsexual. What is it?

I've been asked that multilpe times and finally decided to lift the mistery.

Breadsexual is a special attraction to bread.

You feel sexual and romantic desires towards bread.

It also means that you just want Bread for yourself.

You want to be its Alpha.
You want to dominate it.

Or you want it to dominate you.

A little kinky, dont you think?

But I'll leave this to you.

Dont forget to treat Bread right..

Its the best thing someone could ever have..
Your bread and only..

Bread is soft and sometimes hard,

it reminds you of something you have been desperate for , doesnt it?
"Hey Bready!"
"Hey Baby *bread bread*. I missed you!!"

"Bread kun , I want a child!"
"J-James chan! ME TOO!! I WANT TO BAKE A CHILD WITH YOU!"

"Mom.. Dad.. Everyone.. Please listen to me. I have something to tell you. I-I.. I'M BREADSEXUAL!"
"James , we are so proud of you! Now get out of our house!!"
Breadsexual by Sencide April 5, 2022
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breadsexual 

"Hey dude this is my new significant other, Sourdough Bread."
"Nice to finally meet them, I didn't know you were breadsexual"
breadsexual by Moist Banana Bread September 12, 2017

Breadsexual 

Breadsexual is when people who have a attraction to all types of bread, like baguettes, whole grain and wheat bread, garlic bread, ETC. Similar to Pansexual but instead of loving all genders you love all types of bread. When finding a attraction in bread, be careful when you flirt around friends or family or people outside your group, it may disturb them, creep them out, or it may make them reject your interests. Making them a Breadphobic.
Sam: "That's a fine looking loaf of bread. I guess I am breadsexual now."
Breadsexual by AnonymousType August 29, 2020

Breadsexual 

Pansexual but translated from Spanish to English. Pan = bread, so breadsexual.

not limited in sexual choice with regard to biological sex, gender, or gender identity.
Oh awesome I didn’t know you were breadsexual!
Breadsexual by blinkypoo March 13, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026