BreadSexualRn
BreadSexualRn by BruhDark August 8, 2021
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Breadsexual
Breadsexual. What is it?
I've been asked that multilpe times and finally decided to lift the mistery.
Breadsexual is a special attraction to bread.
You feel sexual and romantic desires towards bread.
It also means that you just want Bread for yourself.
You want to be its Alpha.
You want to dominate it.
Or you want it to dominate you.
A little kinky, dont you think?
But I'll leave this to you.
Dont forget to treat Bread right..
Its the best thing someone could ever have..
Your bread and only..
Bread is soft and sometimes hard,
it reminds you of something you have been desperate for , doesnt it?
I've been asked that multilpe times and finally decided to lift the mistery.
Breadsexual is a special attraction to bread.
You feel sexual and romantic desires towards bread.
It also means that you just want Bread for yourself.
You want to be its Alpha.
You want to dominate it.
Or you want it to dominate you.
A little kinky, dont you think?
But I'll leave this to you.
Dont forget to treat Bread right..
Its the best thing someone could ever have..
Your bread and only..
Bread is soft and sometimes hard,
it reminds you of something you have been desperate for , doesnt it?
"Hey Bready!"
"Hey Baby *bread bread*. I missed you!!"
"Bread kun , I want a child!"
"J-James chan! ME TOO!! I WANT TO BAKE A CHILD WITH YOU!"
"Mom.. Dad.. Everyone.. Please listen to me. I have something to tell you. I-I.. I'M BREADSEXUAL!"
"James , we are so proud of you! Now get out of our house!!"
"Hey Baby *bread bread*. I missed you!!"
"Bread kun , I want a child!"
"J-James chan! ME TOO!! I WANT TO BAKE A CHILD WITH YOU!"
"Mom.. Dad.. Everyone.. Please listen to me. I have something to tell you. I-I.. I'M BREADSEXUAL!"
"James , we are so proud of you! Now get out of our house!!"
Breadsexual by Sencide April 5, 2022
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"Hey dude this is my new significant other, Sourdough Bread."
"Nice to finally meet them, I didn't know you were breadsexual"
"Nice to finally meet them, I didn't know you were breadsexual"
breadsexual by Moist Banana Bread September 12, 2017
Breadsexual
Breadsexual is when people who have a attraction to all types of bread, like baguettes, whole grain and wheat bread, garlic bread, ETC. Similar to Pansexual but instead of loving all genders you love all types of bread. When finding a attraction in bread, be careful when you flirt around friends or family or people outside your group, it may disturb them, creep them out, or it may make them reject your interests. Making them a Breadphobic.
Breadsexual by AnonymousType August 29, 2020
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