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Bread Bank 

welcome to the bread bank

we sell bread, we sell loafs

we got bread on deck, bread on the floor

TOASTED

ROASTED

shut the fuck up

listen i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those

you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out

it's gluten free

i don't care if it's gluten free

swear on your fucking YEEZYS

if you wanna fight, we gon' fight

tryna be on WORLDSTAR?

wut, you gon' record it?

ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON

what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?

what the fuck do you wanT?

i'm the motherfucking MANAGER

at the BREAD STORE

B R E A D

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD

i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief

we can't take shit out the bread

why put it in in the first place?

i know y'all smoking that pack

we got crackers

no gluten

fuck crackers

it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?

hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit

look we got whole wheat: gluten free

texas toast: gluten free

TORTILLA-

fuck all that

what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

florida

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police

i'm goin' WEAST

nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant

honestly, fuck y'all

i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread

what the fuck are you sayin'?

all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
Bread Bank by Fucca November 20, 2020

break the bank 

to spend more money on something than you normally would. usually entails tapping into reserve funds (line of credit, mortgage etc.)
"We decided to break the bank this winter and take a 6 week vacation to Australia and the South Pacific."
break the bank by Bungalow Bill January 28, 2007

Break My Bank 

When you spend all of your money on a bitch.
Iyaz: Shawty wanna break my bank.
Break My Bank by The Meechster October 1, 2010

break the bank 

When Joe deposited 700 G's into his savings account at once, the bank broke.
break the bank by Nick D January 12, 2004

Breadbasketor 

One who Shits the size of a bread basket every time he goes poo. You can be in the breadbasketor club when you shit at least once the size of a bread basket. the term shitting a bread basket comes from the movie "Envy" staring Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Christopher Walken. (great Movie by the way) Ben stiller Charterer says it about Jack Black's characters horse.
Friend 1: Hey dude I am in the club?
Friend 2: huh
Friend 1: I am now in the Breadbasketor club.
Friend 2: so what, I been in the club a long time, I am almost a Breadbasketor.

Breadbasket 

The breadbasket is the solar plexis. It is where the diaphram resides and when it is stuck violently the diaphram is temporarily paralyzed, causing the victim to be unable to breath for several long moments. If you are confused as to where the solar plexis is, just aim at the point at the bottom of the rib cage where the ribs come together in the middle.
Tom punched Bill right in the breadbasket and left him curled up on the ground gasping for breath like a fish out of water.
Breadbasket by Pugilism September 22, 2015