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Beachball of Death 

The Mac OS pointer icon of a colorful spinning wheel indicating the program currently under the mouse pointer is no longer responding. Called the beachball of death if the program never recovers or causes the operating system to become so busy (usually due to insufficient memory) that nothing else responds.
I ran a new shareware program, but killed it after I got the beachball of death.
Beachball of Death by esmith512 January 8, 2008

Beachballing 

To micromanage a thing while having none of the requisite skill to micromanage it.
My boss has no idea how to make a commercial but he' s beachballing me with bad ideas about it.
Beachballing by walrus1066 September 20, 2017
A beach ball is a large ball filled with air that people play with, especially when they go to the beach.
Wow, that is a nice beachball to play with on the beach!
beachball by rhinoacid April 9, 2019

smuggling beachballs 

When a woman is so fat, her swimsuit creates huge boobs on her back.

You'll see this on the beach.
On the beach:

Person 1: Dude look at that fatty - she's smuggling beachballs.

Person 2: Huh?

Person 1: Look at those back boobs!

Beachball of Doom 

When the cursor on a Mac computer turns into a colorful swirling beachball to show that something is loading, but then does not stop. The end result is usually having to "Force Quit" the program.
Steve: AHH!! I was just about to watch this video my friend sent me when i got the beachball of doom!

Terrence: Man, that sucks. It's not going away, is it?

Steve: Nope. Looks like I'll have to force quit Safari. Oh well...
Beachball of Doom by Jeffeffrey April 2, 2010

Hairy Beachball 

A larger woman's hair covered pubic area bulges outwards creating a spherical shape. Add the vaginal slit and that area looks like hairy wedges that resemble a hair-coated beachball.
Good god - I'de hate to see her "Hairy Beachball"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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