BreachGod

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by BreachGod November 4, 2018

breached shit

The really annoying shit that comes out and lands in the bowl sideways, so it won't flush, which then requires you to use a toilet plunger to straight it up so it goes down.

Man, I just took a breached shit. Hope you don't mind all the shit all over your toilet brush...

by archane January 18, 2008

breached turd

A big, hard turd laying sideways that hurts like hell to push out.

"Dude, after all that sushi and beer last night, I was shocked to wake up and struggle knocking out a breached turd !"

by Sr Bolsa Buena November 13, 2013

Breached sea level

When you take an epic dump, you turn to look in the toilet, and the massive pile of crap is above the water level in the toilet bowl.

Can also be used as "Breaching", if in the current process of taking a dump.

Guy #1 "Dude! I totally just Breached sea level in your toilet!"

Guy #2 "Holy Crap!"

Guy #1 "That's what I said!"

by remotenightowl October 7, 2012

beachgoer

a person who frequently goes to the beach

A beachgoer found the body just offshore around 6:20 a.m. Wednesday near Magnolia Terrace, police spokesman Christian Lata said.

by Rafabertini June 10, 2017

Breached the cockpit

When you pull part of your scrotum through a small worn out hole in the undercarriage of your boxer briefs.

My girlfriend noticed a hole in my briefs while I was laying spread eagle on the couch. So I Breached the cockpit to pull aflap of ball bag out

by Ryan smack August 1, 2020

breachgnome

One who would have the physical characteristics of a large person, but all the other characteristics of a small person.

A gnome who has breached the physical limits of all those before him.

The monstrosity came at me with such agile, I could have sworn he were a breachgnome.

by K-Gray February 7, 2005