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Breached 

scp server full of monkeys and monkey is king
Lets go play breached
Breached by anonymous September 10, 2020

Breached 

When a certain tiktoker decides that your grass is very green. (and your 16)
'oh did you hear about poor old mary, she got breached'

"Lancaster got breached, he went to Clarks kids"
Breached by PaulBreachfanclub123 February 1, 2023
Breached!? Who breached the US Nuclear weapon site?
Hym "Breached? What does THAT mean? The nukes have been breached guys. I don't know what that mean but it doesn't sound good."
Breached by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

breached shit 

The really annoying shit that comes out and lands in the bowl sideways, so it won't flush, which then requires you to use a toilet plunger to straight it up so it goes down.
Man, I just took a breached shit. Hope you don't mind all the shit all over your toilet brush...
breached shit by archane January 18, 2008

breached turd 

A big, hard turd laying sideways that hurts like hell to push out.
"Dude, after all that sushi and beer last night, I was shocked to wake up and struggle knocking out a breached turd !"
breached turd by Sr Bolsa Buena November 13, 2013

Breached sea level 

When you take an epic dump, you turn to look in the toilet, and the massive pile of crap is above the water level in the toilet bowl.

Can also be used as "Breaching", if in the current process of taking a dump.
Guy #1 "Dude! I totally just Breached sea level in your toilet!"

Guy #2 "Holy Crap!"

Guy #1 "That's what I said!"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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