Brazil Nut

When you climax from a sexual encounter so stimulating that you shout something in Portuguese

“Dawg I got some good ass head last night bitch made me bust a Brazil Nut has me screamin SALVE A AMAZÔNIA ion even know what that means”

Brazil Nut by Christomizer December 10, 2019

Brazil Nut

An enlarged and over-used woman's bean.

The largest Brazil nut known in Wales is Bairdo's Bean.

Brazil Nut by chipsandgravy June 22, 2010

Brazil Nut Job 

Death caused by the over-consumption of Brazil Nuts. The condition is referred to by medical authorities as selenosis, which can also include symptoms such as garlic odor on the breath, gastrointestinal disorders, hair loss, sloughing of nails, fatigue, irritability and neurological damage.

Man 1: Yo man, you hear about Justin?
Man 2: Nah, what happened?
Man 1: Brazil Nut Job!
Man 2: Poor guy! I guess he had it coming with how many of those things he ate.
Man 1: Yeah, I guess we should've known. Dude's breath had been kickin like Bruce Lee for days now.
Man 2: If we could only go back...

Brazil Nut Job by P_Nuts March 25, 2011

Brazil Nuts 

The male equivalent of the Brazilian wax stemming from the growing number of Metrosexuals seeking smooth, egg-like testicles.

"The wife loves a good tea-bagging now that I had the old Brazil Nuts done."

Brazil Nuts by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 2, 2009

Brazil Nuts 

A male human's balls after a potentially female human has performed a procedure more commonly known as a 'back, sack and crack.

"Wow Jack, you've certainly got a set of Brazil nuts on you after that wax"

Safe to say Simon was particularly impressed with Jack's new pair.

Brazil Nuts by The real Ed BALLS April 19, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020