Brazil Nut

When you climax from a sexual encounter so stimulating that you shout something in Portuguese

“Dawg I got some good ass head last night bitch made me bust a Brazil Nut has me screamin SALVE A AMAZÔNIA ion even know what that means”

Brazil Nut by Christomizer December 10, 2019

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Brazil Nut

An enlarged and over-used woman's bean.

The largest Brazil nut known in Wales is Bairdo's Bean.

Brazil Nut by chipsandgravy June 22, 2010

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Brazil Nut Job

Death caused by the over-consumption of Brazil Nuts. The condition is referred to by medical authorities as selenosis, which can also include symptoms such as garlic odor on the breath, gastrointestinal disorders, hair loss, sloughing of nails, fatigue, irritability and neurological damage.

Man 1: Yo man, you hear about Justin?
Man 2: Nah, what happened?
Man 1: Brazil Nut Job!
Man 2: Poor guy! I guess he had it coming with how many of those things he ate.
Man 1: Yeah, I guess we should've known. Dude's breath had been kickin like Bruce Lee for days now.
Man 2: If we could only go back...

Brazil Nut Job by P_Nuts March 25, 2011

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Brazil Nuts

The male equivalent of the Brazilian wax stemming from the growing number of Metrosexuals seeking smooth, egg-like testicles.

"The wife loves a good tea-bagging now that I had the old Brazil Nuts done."

Brazil Nuts by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 2, 2009

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Brazil Nuts

A male human's balls after a potentially female human has performed a procedure more commonly known as a 'back, sack and crack.

"Wow Jack, you've certainly got a set of Brazil nuts on you after that wax"

Safe to say Simon was particularly impressed with Jack's new pair.

Brazil Nuts by The real Ed BALLS April 19, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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