Brastik 

Brastik, is what happens to someone after being injected with jelly fish sperm, it was very common back in the day, it made people turn ballistic and have the speed of light and as strong as Hulk for 5-7 hrs, since it wasn't able to be controlled all jellyfish have been replaced by deformed fetus's

"Sally has been acting like she's doing Brastik"
"Brenda was so face in the race today, seems like she's been on Brastik"

Brastik by Whiteboitoni January 18, 2022

brassik

Brassik is to be without money, at the time.
See potless,Broke,Penny less,without a farthing,Skint

"I cant go out tonight. I'm Brassik"

brassik by ShambleSHimSelF October 19, 2007

Jirka Brostík 

Jirka Brostík is a name used in Czech Republic but it also means these following words....
Jirka Brostík can mean : A person who says he hates fortnite but is also a fortnite tryhard.
It can also mean gay/faggot.
Also it is a term used for people who like dead memes like mlg, ricardo and stuff like that.
This person doesnt care about the people who date and love him and his generally a dickhead.
It is a really bad insult that can be used for people who you really hate.

Guy 1: Hey dude wanna see this ricardo mem-
Guy 2: Shut up dude youre such a Jirka Brostík man.
OR
Guy 1: Hey dude this girl just dumped me .
Guy 2: What happened ?
Guy 1: She said i wasnt giving her attention also she said i cared more about games then her i dont get it.
Guy 2: Woah that is really Jirka Brostík-ish

Jirka Brostík by Grepenald666 May 22, 2019

Brasting 

To have a painful need to defecate.

That bog had better be free because I am brasting for a shit.

Brasting by BottStaines July 1, 2009

Brastic Surgery

(Derived from plastic surgery) When a female wears a bra with so much padding that her breast size increases a whole letter. (i.e from B cup to C cup)

Joe: "Wow look at the rack on Shelby! Man, she almost looks attractive now"
Bill: "Don't be fooled, she just had a brastic surgery. She's still ugly as hell"

Brastic Surgery by tahreeksma November 2, 2010

brastic 

A program that was once very useful that has gone to the dark side.

You wrote a computer program that is supposed to look up the local weather and then send you an e-mail. Then for some reason, this once "nice" program re-formats your hard drive. We would say that this program has gone brastic.

brastic by stixanstones March 15, 2010

Bastikopter 

Sich beim Kotzen im Kreis drehen.

Hat er den Bastikopter gemacht?
Ja er hat alles in seinem Umkreis vollgekotzt.

Bastikopter by bjoernk June 5, 2020