Brastik, is what happens to someone after being injected with jelly fish sperm, it was very common back in the day, it made people turn ballistic and have the speed of light and as strong as Hulk for 5-7 hrs, since it wasn't able to be controlled all jellyfish have been replaced by deformed fetus's
"Sally has been acting like she's doing Brastik"
"Brenda was so face in the race today, seems like she's been on Brastik"
"Brenda was so face in the race today, seems like she's been on Brastik"
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Jirka Brostík is a name used in Czech Republic but it also means these following words....
Jirka Brostík can mean : A person who says he hates fortnite but is also a fortnite tryhard.
It can also mean gay/faggot.
Also it is a term used for people who like dead memes like mlg, ricardo and stuff like that.
This person doesnt care about the people who date and love him and his generally a dickhead.
It is a really bad insult that can be used for people who you really hate.
Jirka Brostík can mean : A person who says he hates fortnite but is also a fortnite tryhard.
It can also mean gay/faggot.
Also it is a term used for people who like dead memes like mlg, ricardo and stuff like that.
This person doesnt care about the people who date and love him and his generally a dickhead.
It is a really bad insult that can be used for people who you really hate.
Guy 1: Hey dude wanna see this ricardo mem-
Guy 2: Shut up dude youre such a Jirka Brostík man.
OR
Guy 1: Hey dude this girl just dumped me .
Guy 2: What happened ?
Guy 1: She said i wasnt giving her attention also she said i cared more about games then her i dont get it.
Guy 2: Woah that is really Jirka Brostík-ish
Guy 2: Shut up dude youre such a Jirka Brostík man.
OR
Guy 1: Hey dude this girl just dumped me .
Guy 2: What happened ?
Guy 1: She said i wasnt giving her attention also she said i cared more about games then her i dont get it.
Guy 2: Woah that is really Jirka Brostík-ish
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Get the Brasting mug.(Derived from plastic surgery) When a female wears a bra with so much padding that her breast size increases a whole letter. (i.e from B cup to C cup)
Joe: "Wow look at the rack on Shelby! Man, she almost looks attractive now"
Bill: "Don't be fooled, she just had a brastic surgery. She's still ugly as hell"
Bill: "Don't be fooled, she just had a brastic surgery. She's still ugly as hell"
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