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blastika 

The 'thin blue line' symbol used by the 'blue lives matter' movement that is also a covert symbol used by white supremacists and domestic terrorists. Portmanteau using the letters 'BL' from the word 'blue' and 'ASTIKA' from 'swastika' the primary symbol used by Adolf Hitler's Nazis
That guy is definitely a racist, he's got a blastika bumper sticker on his Dodge Ram
blastika by Expose Racists February 22, 2021
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blastijass 

hey that mutherfucker just blastijass with a bazooka
blastijass by broblaster January 9, 2009

Blastykarp 

One of the most delicious turtle species. You can fry, boil, or eat it raw.
Human 1: We have stuck in this jungle for 3 days and we can't find anything to eat...
Human 2: Hey dude, I found a turtle!
Human 1: I don't think that's edible.
Human 2: It's a Blastykarp.
Human 1: The fryer is ready, sir.
Blastykarp by Bakuretsu May 10, 2020

Blasticate 

To smash, blow up, or otherwise destroy somthing beyond all recognition.
My printer crapped out on me today so I took it into the garage, grabbed a pipe, and blasticated it.
Blasticate by themutantlizard September 30, 2013

Blasticated 

To become so fucked up that you feel as though your brain has exploded and that making up words is acceptable.
Yo dawg I got so fuckin' blasticated last night, I was hoopdango out there..

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026