Running around with a turkey baster filled with your brothers semen while trying to impregnate your girlfriend. Oh, two lesbians usually do this. That last part was kinda important.

"If you ever see someone running around basteing things, and its not thanksgiving, just run."

Basteing by lil pga pro 1 March 27, 2009

Get merch

Brasting

To have a painful need to defecate.

That bog had better be free because I am brasting for a shit.

Brasting by BottStaines July 1, 2009

Get merch

Basteing

verb the act of getting, &/or being, baked & wasted at the same time. getting baked + getting wasted = basteing

Jim can often be found Basteing behind the library on campus.

Basteing, is my absolute favorite thing to do!

"I'm Basting ballz right now brahh!"

Basteing by Roost3r Cogz August 25, 2009

Get merch

Branstein

A man/boy who can not do anything correctly. Not a reliable "friend". Someone who is incapable of telling the truth. Who can not keep an erect penis. Who can not understand a restraining order. May or may not have small hands. A complete loser, who has their stuck up their ass. A.K.A. a douche bag.

Wow that fuck tard is such a Branstein!

Branstein by Jebadiah Dumbdumb September 20, 2010

Get merch

Shuffle