Brastein

Can’t work OT on FMLA

Yooo Alexis you working MLK this weekend?
Naw dawg I’m doing a brastein this weekend.

by Mysteryman B January 16, 2024

brastling

when two girls wrestle each other in their bras. usually done at sleepovers.

David: Dude wanna spy on the girls sleepover party?

Lundon: Yeah man hopefully well get to see some brastling!

by chicksondicks69 April 20, 2011

Brostein

One who has been accepted into the brotherhood of Feldstein.

My best bud Evan is a Brostein.

"Whats up Brostein"

by J3WMANJI OF FELDSTEIN September 1, 2009

Basteing

Running around with a turkey baster filled with your brothers semen while trying to impregnate your girlfriend. Oh, two lesbians usually do this. That last part was kinda important.

"If you ever see someone running around basteing things, and its not thanksgiving, just run."

by lil pga pro 1 March 27, 2009

Brasting

To have a painful need to defecate.

That bog had better be free because I am brasting for a shit.

by BottStaines July 1, 2009

Basteing

verb the act of getting, &/or being, baked & wasted at the same time. getting baked + getting wasted = basteing

Jim can often be found Basteing behind the library on campus.

Basteing, is my absolute favorite thing to do!

"I'm Basting ballz right now brahh!"

by Roost3r Cogz August 25, 2009

Branstein

A man/boy who can not do anything correctly. Not a reliable "friend". Someone who is incapable of telling the truth. Who can not keep an erect penis. Who can not understand a restraining order. May or may not have small hands. A complete loser, who has their stuck up their ass. A.K.A. a douche bag.

Wow that fuck tard is such a Branstein!

by Jebadiah Dumbdumb September 20, 2010