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Basten Brained 

Someone who is the result of 16 generations of inbreeding therefor lacks any form of intelligence, self awareness and Behaves in hot-headed and impulsive way.
Usually also sociopathic.
That guy just hit his teacher because he didnt pass his test, He's Basten Brained
Basten Brained by xMonkeyMonk August 31, 2021

Basten Brained 

When you have a mental short-circuit resulting in a snowball effect of increasingly delusional comments
Basten Brained victim: WTF I HAD MORE KILLS! WHY DIDN'T I WIN THIS FIGHT?
Anyone: That says nothing, you just made a bad play.
Basten Brained victim: YEAH YOU'RE TROLLING, YOU'RE RETARDED *leaves call*
Basten Brained by Bowiemtl August 31, 2021

weakly bastenson 

Some dude that has lost all his energy from waking and baking all the time.
A fellow who is known to have formerly been athletic, who after discovering the pleasures of smoking significant quantities of marijuana, could be jokingly nicknamed "Weakly Bastenson."
Braxtens are a rare thing to come by. Once you meet one don't let them go.

The are very sarcastic and outgoing but they can be serious and romantic when the moment strikes.

They do like things to be about them but they can step aside and let others have their day too.

They like sports like hockey or football.
They are good at these sports.
1. What the hell Braxten!
2. I love you Braxten!
3. I want you Braxten!
Braxten by kiki23455643 December 16, 2008
The most amazing guy in the world. They are ALWAYS there for you. And NEVER let you down. They may be stupid and crazy, but thats what makes you love them. Never let a friend named Brayten go...they are special! They have the best laugh. And make you feel like your the specialest girl in the world to him. He makes you feel like you really are beautiful, and that you really do mean something. Its hard to find them...but once you do, you never want to loose them. (:
Braytens are the best friends in the world.
Brayten by Sexica(: December 28, 2011
The opposite of brostep.

Brastep is dubstep made for girls
Yo my girl is making me go to, Adventure Club, brastep!
Brastep by Mojo<3 September 7, 2012
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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