Someone who is the result of 16 generations of inbreeding therefor lacks any form of intelligence, self awareness and Behaves in hot-headed and impulsive way.
Usually also sociopathic.
That guy just hit his teacher because he didnt pass his test, He's Basten Brained
When you have a mental short-circuit resulting in a snowball effect of increasingly delusional comments
Basten Brained victim: WTF I HAD MORE KILLS! WHY DIDN'T I WIN THIS FIGHT?
Anyone: That says nothing, you just made a bad play.
Basten Brained victim: YEAH YOU'RE TROLLING, YOU'RE RETARDED *leaves call*
Some dude that has lost all his energy from waking and baking all the time.
A fellow who is known to have formerly been athletic, who after discovering the pleasures of smoking significant quantities of marijuana, could be jokingly nicknamed "Weakly Bastenson."
The most amazing guy in the world. They are ALWAYS there for you. And NEVER let you down. They may be stupid and crazy, but thats what makes you love them. Never let a friend named Brayten go...they are special! They have the best laugh. And make you feel like your the specialest girl in the world to him. He makes you feel like you really are beautiful, and that you really do mean something. Its hard to find them...but once you do, you never want to loose them. (:
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.