Branstein

A man/boy who can not do anything correctly. Not a reliable "friend". Someone who is incapable of telling the truth. Who can not keep an erect penis. Who can not understand a restraining order. May or may not have small hands. A complete loser, who has their stuck up their ass. A.K.A. a douche bag.

Wow that fuck tard is such a Branstein!

by Jebadiah Dumbdumb September 20, 2010

Bransoning

the act of locking yourself in a closet with a female and taking yours and her clothes off"

Holy shit bro he's bransoning her in the closet

by RawrXDXD March 11, 2017

Chet Brunstein

Your average Joe, just a generic male character that's just generally uninteresting.

Bro, the male player character in this game is just Chet Brunstein, how dumb.

by JT_Lich July 17, 2022

Brandting

The act of sucking dicks with your butthole.

Mike went to a gay bar to go Brandting.

by Ziplocsandwich December 16, 2022

A Mr. Branston

a lesson that is badly taught.

Oh No, Miss Smith has done a Mr. Branston, she messed it all up.

by jordcressey January 20, 2011

Bernsteined

To totally destroy a sales cycle by forcefully interjecting into a corporate sale with malice against another salesman. Thus, killing any opportunity for future sales growth within a penetrated account or client portfolio.

I can't believe that "Eric" Bernsteined me out of a $1 million dollar deal out of spite!

by BERNSTEINED October 12, 2011

Toot Braunstein

Fictional character from the first animated reality tv show "Drawn Together". Erratic, fat, and cutter. She makes up for her fatness with her awesome personality and humorous role as "the bitch".

Toot Braunstein: So fine, if I can't be the sex symbol, then i can definitely be the BITCH!!!.

by sdignldiurng December 25, 2010