Brapsturbate
Poor michael couldnt wait to go home and brapsturbate, so he did it at the handicap bathroom at target
Brapsturbate by TGB/TBN November 6, 2022
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Crapsturbate
Crapsturbate by Anonymous Billybob Joe January 15, 2008
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Crapsturbate by Tikibarberfan July 12, 2010
Brainsturbate
When the mind is self-titillated and excited to the point of arousal but without stimulating the usual body parts.
Basically, stimulating your own mind by reading porn, role-playing or other activities that require high levels of mental engagement and activity.
Basically, stimulating your own mind by reading porn, role-playing or other activities that require high levels of mental engagement and activity.
Reading posts on Craigslist's Casual Encounters is my favorite way to brainsturbate.
After my girlfriend brainsturbates for several hours, she becomes an insatiable fucktoy.
After my girlfriend brainsturbates for several hours, she becomes an insatiable fucktoy.
Brainsturbate by Amber's boyfriend September 29, 2009
Basturbate
To masturbate using a tube with a rubber bulb that takes up and releases melted fat or gravy inside a vagina or anus to achieve orgasm
I love to basturbate. I used to just rub my clit vigorously with my son's sippy cup, but now I fill up my Turkey baster with grease and gravy and go to town. It's great because I can squeeze it back out into a bowl in time for dinner.
Basturbate by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019
crapsturbate
the act of using a fecal bomb as an excuse to leave your group of friends when you are only leaving to go masturbate.
Person 1: holy shit to a have to crap!
Person 2:nah, i see your boner, you are just trying to go crapsturbate.
Person 1: no i'm not
Person 2: yes you are
Person 1: this conversation is long
Person 2: yes is it, are you going to crapsturbate or not?
Person 1 leaves to masturbate.
Person 2:nah, i see your boner, you are just trying to go crapsturbate.
Person 1: no i'm not
Person 2: yes you are
Person 1: this conversation is long
Person 2: yes is it, are you going to crapsturbate or not?
Person 1 leaves to masturbate.
crapsturbate by SuperGurustyle June 29, 2010
blasturbate
blasturbate by gina February 18, 2003
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