brassturbate
To masturbate with brass knuckles on. Generally this is done by people who are into BDSM, but not exclusively.
brassturbate by kingbumii May 5, 2015
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Bassturbation
Putting ones scrote on a large bass speaking whilst listening to a remix of any Adele song until you ejaculate.
Last night I bassturbated so hard it measured 9.7 on the richter scale.
Gerald - 'Last night, i had to bury my pet dog Gravel'
The Boss - 'What happened, Gezza?'
Gerald - 'Bassturbation'
The Boss - 'I lost my infant to that, no wait.... i stabbed him in the face, never mind'
Gerald - 'Last night, i had to bury my pet dog Gravel'
The Boss - 'What happened, Gezza?'
Gerald - 'Bassturbation'
The Boss - 'I lost my infant to that, no wait.... i stabbed him in the face, never mind'
Bassturbation by TWC.TV March 16, 2017
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Brainsturbate
When the mind is self-titillated and excited to the point of arousal but without stimulating the usual body parts.
Basically, stimulating your own mind by reading porn, role-playing or other activities that require high levels of mental engagement and activity.
Basically, stimulating your own mind by reading porn, role-playing or other activities that require high levels of mental engagement and activity.
Reading posts on Craigslist's Casual Encounters is my favorite way to brainsturbate.
After my girlfriend brainsturbates for several hours, she becomes an insatiable fucktoy.
After my girlfriend brainsturbates for several hours, she becomes an insatiable fucktoy.
Brainsturbate by Amber's boyfriend September 29, 2009
Basturbate
To masturbate using a tube with a rubber bulb that takes up and releases melted fat or gravy inside a vagina or anus to achieve orgasm
I love to basturbate. I used to just rub my clit vigorously with my son's sippy cup, but now I fill up my Turkey baster with grease and gravy and go to town. It's great because I can squeeze it back out into a bowl in time for dinner.
Basturbate by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019
blasturbate
blasturbate by gina February 18, 2003
Blessturbate
To say "Bless me" after sneezing. Coming from the word masturbate, but instead of pleasuring themself, the person is blessing themself.
Blessturbate by theLondonlook February 21, 2015
Word of the Day on February 25, 2015
Basturbate
Basturbate (Baa-sturbate): Masturbating to pictures of and / or live sheep while Baa'ing aloud at the peak of climax.
Basturbate by Poyeasfy October 4, 2010
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B)
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A)
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B)
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