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1. Completely and utterly retarded
2. Severely fucked up
3. A stronger way of saying 'cunt'
Ray: I just had sex with my daughter
S: What the fuck, thats branned.
J: Ray, you're such a bran...
by Cancerous cigs contain cancer December 22, 2008
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Extremely vulgar way of saying 'fucked'. It holds every negative connotation ever conceived by man and is the most insulting word.
Person 1: Thats fucked up
Person 2: No it's not, it's branned.

S: That guy is such a bran
J: Yeah, he seriously can't teach
Ray: Wheres your homwok?
by Pairs of three guys December 19, 2008
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