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brandon lingo by 10101010101011 September 26, 2018

Hung Like a Brandon 

1. Black down under
2. No, really, place. Like burned. Or dead.
Brandon: I'm black down under
IJ: That's gross, like its dead or something.
Onlooker: Wow, you must be hung like a brandon

Brandontistical 

To be as egotistical as Brandon; to brag about their Fortnite skill
Man you are being so Brandontistical lately.
Brandontistical by InfoManOfTruth December 20, 2018

Brandonius 

Brandonius is the French-Indochinese Discord Moderator known as Antipope Lord Brandonius on the Cathoholicism Instagram page’s Discord Server called CATHOHOLICISM. Cathoholicism is owned by Brian Patrick Edwards author of Stork and Shriving Place. Brandonius is moderator in order to secure peace and compliance with the rules of the server. He engages in various pre-1955 activities in the Discord server such as vespers and bed-time stories prayed as pre-1955 vespers.
I really like praying pre-1955 vespers with Brandonius

Brendon Urie Lips 

The way hot lead singer of Panic! at the disco. his lips, large and lucious!!!! good for kissing.
omg! have you seen him?! he has brendon urie lips!!
Brendon Urie Lips by hollywood bound February 10, 2007

brandoneis 

To force fellacio on a friend, usually a best friend, while he is sleeping. If the friend wakens, a brandoneiser often times hides his cum guzzling ways by prentending to be 'sleep sucking,' and responding with phrases like, 'what is going on; gross!"
Dude, I fell asleep while watching MTV. When I woke up my buddy was brandoneising me like a wild man. I started to say something, but decided to pretend I was still sleeping so he would finish brandoneising.
brandoneis by dr.b December 10, 2008