Bran flakes

A ceral that tastes somewhere in between cardboard and shit.

"I shat on a piece of cardboard and it tasted better than bran flakes"

by xxdeathbytoasterxx January 10, 2012

bran flakes

a word used to describe boring and dullness

ayo have you seen bob he's pretty bran flakes

by branmanfan52 March 16, 2022

Bran flake

A visually attractive person who is both uninteresting AND unreliable, specifically in the context of dating/hook-up apps.

Friend 1: "So I was chatting with this really cute person online, but they seemed a little dull and distracted, and then they ghosted me."
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"

by easy_eh May 14, 2023