BrainSpeak 

Gobbledygook of the BRAIN.

The neural networks connecting different parts of brain communicate via electronic signals.

Now personifying electronic signal as speak and Brain as person.

Hence, BrainSpeak

BUT the communication between the limbic system and like the verbal reasoning part is pretty bad in human brainspeak.

BrainSpeak by FuckyouforforcingsigninLMAFUCK March 11, 2024

brainsplain 

A mental health professional explaining to a patient the reason the patient does the things they do.

I went to the headshrink the other day and he tried to brainsplain to me why I yell so much. Who does he think he is? He don’t know me!

brainsplain by Bogrimm March 11, 2018

brainspeed 

A term describing combined intelligence and cognitive processing speed.

You can’t learn brainspeed, you either got it or you don’t!

brainspeed by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

brainspike 

Verb: the act of watching a particular series (usually but not always anime) of episodes or movies in a row.
(especially the ENTIRE series at once)
Noun: the series to be watched.

Originated from Eau Claire, Wisconsin. It was created as a more polite/useable form of mindfuck (which means the same thing) by the local university's anime organization. Apparently watching many hours of anime episodes straight does something to you in the head.

Verb: Remember when we brainspiked Eva last month?

Noun: The brainspike starts at 6 and ends four days later.

brainspike by Vela May 9, 2004

brownspeak 

A language consisting of English, spoken with an Indian accent that so extremely heavy, it doesn't even sound like English. The idea comes from Newspeak, a term used in George Orwell's book 1984 (new + speak = newspeak = new version of English language) So, brown + speak = brownspeak = brown version of English language.

#1:

Boy: How much is the samosa?
Brown cashier: FOL THATTY PA.
Boy: WHAT? I can't understand this....
Girl: Hold on.... how much is it again?
Brown cashier: (in a heavy accent) FOUR THIRTY FIVE.
Girl: (to boy) it's $4.35
Boy: Don't blame me.... I don't understand Brownspeak.

#2:
Brown student: WHAT YAAR DOEYUNG?
Brown teacher: no, no dear, it's "What ARE you DOING?" no one in America will understand brownspeak, okay?
Brown student: Woh-kay! *brown teacher rolls eyes*

brownspeak by currypowder1990 February 13, 2010

Beanspeak 

A racistesque synonym for the language of Spanish.

Yo habla beanspeak

Beanspeak by HimInMeDickIt February 19, 2011

Brainspaz 

A moment where you lose sanity and say random crap (especially online)

George: Sarah, you looked totally hot in that pic
Sarah: OMG George, WTF?
George: Sorreh, Brainspaz.

Brainspaz by TheMrKjsC March 20, 2011