brownspeak 

A language consisting of English, spoken with an Indian accent that so extremely heavy, it doesn't even sound like English. The idea comes from Newspeak, a term used in George Orwell's book 1984 (new + speak = newspeak = new version of English language) So, brown + speak = brownspeak = brown version of English language.

#1:

Boy: How much is the samosa?
Brown cashier: FOL THATTY PA.
Boy: WHAT? I can't understand this....
Girl: Hold on.... how much is it again?
Brown cashier: (in a heavy accent) FOUR THIRTY FIVE.
Girl: (to boy) it's $4.35
Boy: Don't blame me.... I don't understand Brownspeak.

#2:
Brown student: WHAT YAAR DOEYUNG?
Brown teacher: no, no dear, it's "What ARE you DOING?" no one in America will understand brownspeak, okay?
Brown student: Woh-kay! *brown teacher rolls eyes*

brownspeak by currypowder1990 February 13, 2010

Brownsplain 

Brownsplain, or Brownplaining is when a nonwhite, usually a Mexican, explains the history and character of The West to a White person while being unqualified to do so. This usually happens in Rightwing Christian vs Pagan debates, but it does happen in other topics regarding Western Civilization.

Pedro: "Let me brownsplain the history of europe ese. So basically white people used to be evil pagan heretics and then they all realized it was wrong and became christian and that’s what made them based on god no cap! And since i’m also a christian you have to let me into your society!!"
Wyatt Mann: "Shut the fuck up you cringe T50 Swarthoid! You have no right to Brownsplain my history to me! *disintegrates Pedro with Aryan Laser Vision*"

Brownsplain by CelineDB April 26, 2023

De-railed Brownstreak 

Any smudged turd not on the inside of a toilet.

Man, Jim had the biggest de-railed brownstreak ever across his forehead.

De-railed Brownstreak by ThatCrazyMexicanGuy November 27, 2010

Brownsmead 

A name, person that is very white and doesn't tan very easily. Can make up phrases on the spot like 'Scoop Digger' and 'Spoon Pieper'. Most Brownsmeads would have a load of freckles and look like goats. Most Brownsmeads can pull beautiful foreign girls but turn them down because there utter africans. Overall the typical Brownsmead terrorises Joe The Dogs all day and harasses anyone they can. Most have a first name of Jack!

Person 1: Hey look there's a goat!
Person 2: No way, thats a Brownsmead!
Person 2: Woaah, there's not many of them in the world.

Brownsmead by Joe The Dog September 6, 2011

James Brown Speak 

To over-elaborately over complicate the simplest of things, whilst escalating the unlikeleness of what you are saying actually happening.
And putting it across like a 5 year old halfwit with half a brain who is on crack.

Did you hear James' James Brown speak? He e-mailed me to say "Well while he is away we could also get Leyton to pop over to his girlfriends house and while there paint egg whites on the windscreen of the people carrier. In the sun the egg white turns to a glue like substance and becomes diamond hard. It takes huge amounts of effort to clean off."

James Brown Speak by JBazz December 25, 2007

Brownsplaining 

Any South Asian trying to explain to another South Asian a fundamental term/concept which they already know, but Person #1 mistakenly assumes that they aren't aware of.

This FOB totally tried Brownsplaining me what a Rasgulla is, assuming I'm not Desi because of my name after I posted a picture on Twitter of what I'd served a friend for dessert. He actually said, "That's not rosgulla for sure. Rosagullas are white little balls dripped in sugar syrup" like I had no idea what they were.

Brownsplaining by MonsoonPuma October 8, 2019

BrainSpeak 

Gobbledygook of the BRAIN.

The neural networks connecting different parts of brain communicate via electronic signals.

Now personifying electronic signal as speak and Brain as person.

Hence, BrainSpeak

BUT the communication between the limbic system and like the verbal reasoning part is pretty bad in human brainspeak.

BrainSpeak by FuckyouforforcingsigninLMAFUCK March 11, 2024