Brain Enema

1. A process to flush the all the current thoughts, views, headaches, and/or attitudes of an individual. Usually involving drugs, a blunt force to the head, electroshock therapy, meditation, frontal lobotomy or other brain altering procedure.

2. A strong alcoholic drink, or combination of alcoholic beverages to induce forgetting about the current situation or problem.

"This headache is killing me, I need a brain emena!"

"I know just what you need to get your ex out of your head. We will go out on town and give you a brain enema!"

Brain Enema by Mr. Davy Jones August 13, 2012

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brain enema

when a person constantly talks shit and is in need of a good flushing of their thoughts and concepts.

it appears bill needs another brain enema hes over there talking up a good batch of shit again.

brain enema by tellitizaman September 24, 2011

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Enemy Brain

The part of your brain which produces negative thoughts, almost like the devil in the devil vs angel trope. Often associated with poor mental health the enemy brain makes you see yourself in the worst light it can.

Theme of Fox Stevenson song "Enemy Brain"

I wish my enemy brain would stop making me hate myself.

Enemy Brain by UDpanoke December 2, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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