Man's greatest invention, brain bleach removes bad memories and general DO NOT WANT moments. Every household should have a few gallons.
by Andikun November 7, 2007
Man, I just saw Olga in skin-tight canary-yellow stretch pants. I need to score me about five gallons of brain bleach!
by steve-f November 1, 2007
Dang, there's just not enough brain bleach to get the image of Lucille in stretch pants out of my mind!
by Steve F February 14, 2007
A fictional 'bleach' is used to erase unwanted memories, usually of something traumatizing that was seen or heard.
Similar to 'Eye Bleach', but instead it clears memories instead of just vision.
Similar to 'Eye Bleach', but instead it clears memories instead of just vision.
Guy 1: Oh my god, I just saw a land whale in pink stretch pants!
Guy 2: Here, take my gallon of brain bleach, you're gonna need it!
Guy 2: Here, take my gallon of brain bleach, you're gonna need it!
by Inkspills July 7, 2009
Much like Eye Bleach, it is the only cure to when somehting so terribly awful stains your gray matter. Used when Eye Bleach, and steel wool are just not d*mned good enough.
by Rupert L. Duffy November 18, 2007
Ingesting massive amounts of alcohol, resulting in inability to remember events after ingestion. Experienced brain-bleachers will later try to piece the night's events together by looking at sent texts, talking to friends, etc.
Guy 1: Dude, remember when you started a fight club last night across from the cop shop? That was awesome!
Guy 2: I wish I did, but i blacked out. Everclear is brain bleach for me.
Guy 2: I wish I did, but i blacked out. Everclear is brain bleach for me.
by jewannabe July 6, 2009
"That was so gross, brain bleached! brain bleached!
"No bro, brain Bleach Man, I smelt it before her pants were down"
"No bro, brain Bleach Man, I smelt it before her pants were down"
by Red5150 September 24, 2020