Urban Dictionary: Definitions by tellitizaman

brain enema

when a person constantly talks shit and is in need of a good flushing of their thoughts and concepts.

it appears bill needs another brain enema hes over there talking up a good batch of shit again.

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when a car full of illeagles crosses the border illeaglly.

that van was riding so low it obviously was yet another border boatload.

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anything that is so fantastic it actually makes ones balls twitch.

when jim hit the lottery it was so ballstastic that he could hardly speak.

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The constant fear that you will be outbid on something youre bidding for on ebay.

Elaine is so stuupid she cant even sleep due to her ebayanoia.

ebayanoia by tellitizaman September 17, 2010

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1.) A blockage of a whales blow hole.

2.) A blockage in the tip of the penis caused by excessive prolonged blue balls and resulting sperm backup.

1.) That poor whale is beached due to thromboses of the blow hole.

2.) Petes balls almost exploded due to a bad case of thromboses of the blow hole.

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to die due to one too many loads while partaking in the act of bukkake.

Spermatogeddon was the perfect name for the first ever porn snuff film.

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the act of a female giving someone sex.

dont waste your time or money on that bartender the only one shes giving it up to is her boyfriend the bouncer.

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