antiorgasmatic

any action that will instantly kill an erection or the continuance of the act of intercourse.

when bill farted during a recent sex romp jill found it disgusting and antiorgasmatic ,pissed on him and left the room.

by tellitizaman September 03, 2010

foose balls

when your balls dry up and become shinny and hard.

when judy grabed a handful of bills nuts she screamed "oh shit why didnt you tell me you had foose balls ? " and ran out of the room.

by tellitizaman September 15, 2010

freewillie

the act of exposing the male genitalia at any water sport or exhibition.

i cant believe hank decided to pull a freewillie at seaworld.

by tellitizaman September 02, 2010

tube music

1) the act of preforming oral sex on a male.

2) the sounds made while preforming oral sex on a male.

jenny was making ed smile from ear to while she was giving him the tube music of his life.

by tellitizaman September 01, 2010

brain enema

when a person constantly talks shit and is in need of a good flushing of their thoughts and concepts.

it appears bill needs another brain enema hes over there talking up a good batch of shit again.

by tellitizaman May 25, 2011

pinocchio dick

Pinocchio Dick is when you get stuck with a four hour erection because you lied to your girl friend about taking Viagra.

Bills wife was both happy and sad that he had a bad case of Pinocchio dick last week.

by tellitizaman September 11, 2010

ebayanoia

The constant fear that you will be outbid on something youre bidding for on ebay.

Elaine is so stuupid she cant even sleep due to her ebayanoia.

by tellitizaman September 17, 2010