tube music

1) the act of preforming oral sex on a male.

2) the sounds made while preforming oral sex on a male.

jenny was making ed smile from ear to while she was giving him the tube music of his life.

by tellitizaman September 01, 2010

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freewillie

the act of exposing the male genitalia at any water sport or exhibition.

i cant believe hank decided to pull a freewillie at seaworld.

by tellitizaman September 03, 2010

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when a car full of illeagles crosses the border illeaglly.

that van was riding so low it obviously was yet another border boatload.

by tellitizaman May 22, 2011

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living up to his name ol limp dick Bob scored us another o z of impotent weed.

by tellitizaman September 10, 2010

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a unit of measure regarding to the top end speed of something.

when asked by the officer how fast he was going bill replied "im not sure but it was pretty ballsout.

by tellitizaman September 07, 2010

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when a person constantly talks shit and is in need of a good flushing of their thoughts and concepts.

it appears bill needs another brain enema hes over there talking up a good batch of shit again.

by tellitizaman September 24, 2011

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The constant fear that you will be outbid on something youre bidding for on ebay.

Elaine is so stuupid she cant even sleep due to her ebayanoia.

by tellitizaman September 17, 2010

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