tellitizaman's definitions

freewillie

the act of exposing the male genitalia at any water sport or exhibition.

i cant believe hank decided to pull a freewillie at seaworld.

by tellitizaman September 3, 2010

antiorgasmatic

any action that will instantly kill an erection or the continuance of the act of intercourse.

when bill farted during a recent sex romp jill found it disgusting and antiorgasmatic ,pissed on him and left the room.

by tellitizaman September 4, 2010

flab

flab is an acronym for "fucking lazy ass bitch".

after six months of marriage cindy turned out to be the queen of flab.

by tellitizaman September 5, 2010

prematurimagination

cumming before your partner even in your fantasies.

dave had to see a shrink as well as his regular doctor due to his excessive bouts of prematurimagination.

by tellitizaman September 6, 2010

ballsout

a unit of measure regarding to the top end speed of something.

when asked by the officer how fast he was going bill replied "im not sure but it was pretty ballsout.

by tellitizaman September 7, 2010

retroactive abortion

a legal medical procedure for the taking of ones life regardless of their age.

Joe is such a loser and disliked by so many people that he is the perfect candidate for a retroactive abortion.

by tellitizaman September 10, 2010

impotent

weak or shitty weed.

living up to his name ol limp dick Bob scored us another o z of impotent weed.

by tellitizaman September 10, 2010