boyardee 

The opposite of "al dente." When referring to pasta, it describes a soft consistency.

Andrew cooked spaghetti for dinner last night, but left it on the stove too long. That mess was boyardee!

boyardee by magnus.t.skillet December 8, 2013

Boyardee 

a brand of shit in a can

Boyardee is Luke Prickett's favorite food

Boyardee by Redneck hippie September 25, 2018

Boyardee Bombing 

Leaving a can of Chef Boyardee in the middle of a victim's laundry wash cycle. This is the nuclear option.

Did you hear Noah was the victim of a boyardee bombing. He had to wash it a second time to get all the sauce out.
They can't keep getting away with this!

Boyardee Bombing by Oxymoronic Antelope February 21, 2021

Chef Boyardee 

An 100 percent Italian person who is related to the godfather and enjoys eating spaghetti and meatballs while drinking bacardi 151.

Chef Boyardee groped diane during his italian cuisine of Spaghetti and meatballs.

Chef Boyardee by Puss Kuss March 16, 2004

Chef Boyardee guarantee 

When you see a thicc female worth having sexual intercourse with.

Guy 1. "Dude, did you see how thicc that goth bitch was?"

Guy 2. "Duuuude, she gets the Chef Boyardee guarantee."

Chef Boyardee guarantee by Casper the Suicidal Ghost August 21, 2017

Chef Boyardee 

A self-styled cook--usually a guy--who uses run of the mill, cheap household kitchen ingredients and canned food to whip up a storm after you come home drunk from a party.

Are you coming back to Zack's for the afterparty? Man, you should try his cajun hot dog stir fry--he's a natural Chef Boyardee!

Chef Boyardee by Red C November 27, 2015

chef boyardee 

the most un-italian food anyone can buy

tastes like crap

chef boyardee by bunny boy March 5, 2004