Boyardee

a brand of shit in a can

Boyardee is Luke Prickett's favorite food

by Redneck hippie September 25, 2018

boyardee

The opposite of "al dente." When referring to pasta, it describes a soft consistency.

Andrew cooked spaghetti for dinner last night, but left it on the stove too long. That mess was boyardee!

by magnus.t.skillet December 8, 2013

Chef Boyardee

An 100 percent Italian person who is related to the godfather and enjoys eating spaghetti and meatballs while drinking bacardi 151.

Chef Boyardee groped diane during his italian cuisine of Spaghetti and meatballs.

by Puss Kuss March 16, 2004

Boyardee Bombing

Leaving a can of Chef Boyardee in the middle of a victim's laundry wash cycle. This is the nuclear option.

Did you hear Noah was the victim of a boyardee bombing. He had to wash it a second time to get all the sauce out.
They can't keep getting away with this!

by Oxymoronic Antelope February 21, 2021

Chef Boyardee

A self-styled cook--usually a guy--who uses run of the mill, cheap household kitchen ingredients and canned food to whip up a storm after you come home drunk from a party.

Are you coming back to Zack's for the afterparty? Man, you should try his cajun hot dog stir fry--he's a natural Chef Boyardee!

by Red C November 27, 2015

chef boyardee

the most un-italian food anyone can buy

tastes like crap

by bunny boy March 5, 2004

Chef Boyardee

When a guy opens a can of spaghetti and dumps it in the girls ass then proceeds to fuck it while putting meat balls in her vagina.

Last night I opened a can of Chef Boyardee on her ass.

by Furry Frank May 9, 2018