Boyaardee
Boyaardee describes the most vile human being on Earth, a Legend renowned for his absurd tastes in the fairer Sex.
When people complain about "having to take one for the team" Boyaardee is the one that rather would have the Fatty instead of the "obvious" choice. A Man addicted to hairy Armpits and Fat Women.
His Alter Ego "The True Boyardee" defies logic in every way, as if Boyaardee doesn't get relief through his weekly holiday "Fatty Friday" in which he picks up Fat Chicks on the Internet by Manipulation and Deceit for the sole purpose of Spreading his near-demonic Seed, the Alter Ego gets triggered, turning an already disgusting Human into a possessed and unstoppable force of the most disgusting things this World has to offer to bring his sick mind to a temporary state of rest.
A man formerly known for his Internet Influence and entertaining Videos on the Internet, who left his old Life behind to keep his Black Heart pumping by the smell of sweaty fatties and hairy Cougars.
When people complain about "having to take one for the team" Boyaardee is the one that rather would have the Fatty instead of the "obvious" choice. A Man addicted to hairy Armpits and Fat Women.
His Alter Ego "The True Boyardee" defies logic in every way, as if Boyaardee doesn't get relief through his weekly holiday "Fatty Friday" in which he picks up Fat Chicks on the Internet by Manipulation and Deceit for the sole purpose of Spreading his near-demonic Seed, the Alter Ego gets triggered, turning an already disgusting Human into a possessed and unstoppable force of the most disgusting things this World has to offer to bring his sick mind to a temporary state of rest.
A man formerly known for his Internet Influence and entertaining Videos on the Internet, who left his old Life behind to keep his Black Heart pumping by the smell of sweaty fatties and hairy Cougars.
I want to pick up this BAD bitch but she has an Ogre of a Friend with her that destroys my chances, is Boyaardee around so he can keep the Fatty busy?
Boyaardee by Kingsley Boyardus III November 20, 2021
