Boyaardee 

Boyaardee describes the most vile human being on Earth, a Legend renowned for his absurd tastes in the fairer Sex.
When people complain about "having to take one for the team" Boyaardee is the one that rather would have the Fatty instead of the "obvious" choice. A Man addicted to hairy Armpits and Fat Women.
His Alter Ego "The True Boyardee" defies logic in every way, as if Boyaardee doesn't get relief through his weekly holiday "Fatty Friday" in which he picks up Fat Chicks on the Internet by Manipulation and Deceit for the sole purpose of Spreading his near-demonic Seed, the Alter Ego gets triggered, turning an already disgusting Human into a possessed and unstoppable force of the most disgusting things this World has to offer to bring his sick mind to a temporary state of rest.

A man formerly known for his Internet Influence and entertaining Videos on the Internet, who left his old Life behind to keep his Black Heart pumping by the smell of sweaty fatties and hairy Cougars.

I want to pick up this BAD bitch but she has an Ogre of a Friend with her that destroys my chances, is Boyaardee around so he can keep the Fatty busy?

Boyaardee by Kingsley Boyardus III November 20, 2021

Chef Boyardee 

An 100 percent Italian person who is related to the godfather and enjoys eating spaghetti and meatballs while drinking bacardi 151.

Chef Boyardee groped diane during his italian cuisine of Spaghetti and meatballs.

Chef Boyardee by Puss Kuss March 16, 2004

boytarded 

When a boy you like makes you act retarded.

Girl: Greg is such a hottie!

Friend: Why don't you go talk to him?

Girl: No way! He makes me all boytarded and nervous and I can't talk, I just ramble and act stupid whenever I'm around him!

boytarded by Kacie Lyn January 1, 2009

boyardee 

The opposite of "al dente." When referring to pasta, it describes a soft consistency.

Andrew cooked spaghetti for dinner last night, but left it on the stove too long. That mess was boyardee!

boyardee by magnus.t.skillet December 8, 2013

boytarded 

When you commit an act of idiocy for which the only reason is that you are a boy.

Billy blew off his fingers with fireworks because he's boytarded like that

boytarded by Chancellor October 2, 2007

Boyardee Bombing 

Leaving a can of Chef Boyardee in the middle of a victim's laundry wash cycle. This is the nuclear option.

Did you hear Noah was the victim of a boyardee bombing. He had to wash it a second time to get all the sauce out.
They can't keep getting away with this!

Boyardee Bombing by Oxymoronic Antelope February 21, 2021

boytarded 

Theres only one commonly known symptom of boytardation and thats not being able to get a boyfriend. Boytarded is only used if you are exceptionally good looking. If you're ugly then being boytarded is not an excuse as to why you have no boyfriend.

Girl, i think i'm boytarded. I mean, why can't i get a man who can give me what i want?

First Person:I think I'm boy retarded.
Second Person: No, you're just ugly.

boytarded by Joshua M. Martin December 15, 2008