An 100 percent Italian person who is related to the godfather and enjoys eating spaghetti and meatballs while drinking bacardi 151.
by Puss Kuss March 16, 2004
A self-styled cook--usually a guy--who uses run of the mill, cheap household kitchen ingredients and canned food to whip up a storm after you come home drunk from a party.
Are you coming back to Zack's for the afterparty? Man, you should try his cajun hot dog stir fry--he's a natural Chef Boyardee!
by Red C October 9, 2015
When a guy opens a can of spaghetti and dumps it in the girls ass then proceeds to fuck it while putting meat balls in her vagina.
by Furry Frank March 3, 2018
Guy 1. "Dude, did you see how thicc that goth bitch was?"
Guy 2. "Duuuude, she gets the Chef Boyardee guarantee."
Guy 2. "Duuuude, she gets the Chef Boyardee guarantee."
by Casper the Suicidal Ghost August 21, 2017