Boxder 

skid
but a box
still a skid

Boxder can you not

Boxder by Ziviso :3 January 24, 2021

Border Gore

Ugly borders that look like complete shit usually found in paradox games such as EU4 and HOI4. They include borders of nations cut in half with a bunch of enclaves and exclaves and snaking lands.

USA: alright Germany, i beat you in ww2. give me half your Russian provinces and give the other half to Norway and Britain can take a few parts of Siberia here and there and Poland shall be independent

Germany: But that would create so much border gore!

Border Gore by oscarnout August 25, 2016

send a mexican across the border 

taking a shit

i gotta send a mexican across the border

send a mexican across the border by le alvin March 16, 2022

Boxer toss 

The art of breaking up a fight or protest with the shock and awe of a tossed pair of boxers landing in the vicinity of the participants.

Tony and Gino were about to fight, but that boxer toss that landed on them really confused them and killed their aggression towards each other.

Boxer toss by Fhammer August 30, 2019

borderline-suicidal 

When somebody consistently and repeatedly has suicidal thoughts, but hasn't seriously considered it and planned out a comprehensive course of action. Like almost all medical problems, early treatment is extremely important.

borderline-suicidal Person: I lost my job and my wife is considering divorce.... maybe I should just put one right in my head...
(Next day) Gotta drive to the unemployment office...maybe I should just lock the door and drive into a lake...
Similar thoughts repeat frequently

Suicidal person: My family was murdered and I'm being framed for it....I'll go get my gun and end it right here. I'd better do it over the bridge so there's no mess. Just in case my life insurance pays out, I'll write a will to have it all donated to charity...

borderline-suicidal by Jean PKAM November 9, 2013

Brown Boxer 

This is what you call a fart that usually ends up causing you to change out your underwear.

Adam: "Hey Josh, that fart sounded so loud just now. That is not appropriate for work"

Josh: "Not only is it not appropriate, I think it was a Brown Boxer too....I gotta go!"

Brown Boxer by Cheezedadadada November 6, 2010

borderlands flu 

When you miss work on September 18th because Borderlands 2 just came out.

Why weren't you here on Tuesday?
I had the borderlands flu.

borderlands flu by Papa5quaT September 16, 2012