Bowshit
An expression used beyond the word “bullshit” to emphasize something that is nonsensical or more than false. !
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Bolshitsattva
Noun: A person who is enlightened in the art of bullshitting. It is distinguished from low level bullshitters who simply repeat their bullshits daily.
Telemarketer (low level bullshitter): Hi sir would you be interested in buying our product? You need the product to be good looking, to be famous, to be rich, to enjoy life, to survive, and all the good things the world has to offer. It's free for the first 30 days....(bla bla bla)
Bolshitsattva: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for cash cows, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you shut yourself now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Jack Azz: (After a long pause) Good bye. (Hangs up the phone in fear)
Bolshitsattva: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for cash cows, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you shut yourself now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Jack Azz: (After a long pause) Good bye. (Hangs up the phone in fear)
Bolshitsattva by RandomDude101 April 24, 2014
boyshit
In Madison Beer’s song boyshit, she basically says a boy’s bullshit but just shortens it to boyshit. Below are how her song goes that proves further that’s what that means:
“You’re always coming back but your love‘s poison, so I think that I would rather just avoid it.”
“I don’t speak boyshit”
“Don’t know how to communicate. We’re so on and off, to you it’s a game.”
“So I’m moving on until you start trying to act your age.”
All of those verses from her song prove that she is trying to ignore a boy’s bullshit and immaturity that he displays to her. She also basically says that he sees her as just a game and doesn’t take the actual time to appreciate her.
“You’re always coming back but your love‘s poison, so I think that I would rather just avoid it.”
“I don’t speak boyshit”
“Don’t know how to communicate. We’re so on and off, to you it’s a game.”
“So I’m moving on until you start trying to act your age.”
All of those verses from her song prove that she is trying to ignore a boy’s bullshit and immaturity that he displays to her. She also basically says that he sees her as just a game and doesn’t take the actual time to appreciate her.
Girl #1 “Josh completely ditched me this weekend for his boys.”
Girl #2 “He is so immature and pathetic, ignore his boyshit.”
Girl #2 “He is so immature and pathetic, ignore his boyshit.”
boyshit by OtayXCaroline December 11, 2020
Blowshits
Another word for diarrhea.
Dood! I ate Taco Bell last night and OMG! I killed the toilet with the worst case of blowshits ever!
Blowshits by ThaBigCheesy1 January 28, 2010
Blowshit
Blowshit by Shit McMurphy June 8, 2011
bowlshittin
1. To bullshit someone.
2. To take forever to do something
3. Saying you're going to do something, but never follow through with it.
4. Never showing up to a place after you said you would be there.
2. To take forever to do something
3. Saying you're going to do something, but never follow through with it.
4. Never showing up to a place after you said you would be there.
Rob: Say dah, where's dat nigga Matt at? He's been in that Exxon buyin a sweet fo like 14 minutes dah.
Stew: He's bowlshittin, story of my life.
Stew: He's bowlshittin, story of my life.
bowlshittin by SweetStew December 4, 2007