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beshitted 

something that has become shit.
Make the best of what is left of your beshitted career.
beshitted by Christina Scovel May 21, 2008

bedshit crazy 

When you're so mad your significant other won't comply with your demands you take a drug-fuelled dump on their side of the bed.
She dropped a grumpy on my side of the bed, she is bedshit crazy!
An expression used beyond the word “bullshit” to emphasize something that is nonsensical or more than false. !
That politician is not just making up bullshit but beyond that it’s complete “bowshit!”
Bowshit by Fedup December 26, 2019

The Beshitting Hour 

The Beshitting Hour is that hour after lunch when all of the stalls in the restrooms at offices are occupied. Why? Because everybody be shitting!
"I had check the restrooms on 2 floors before finding one with an unoccupied stall!"
"Yeah, that's what happens at The Beshitting Hour!"
"Yeah, everybody be shitting!"
18th Century English verb meaning "to shit on or in", or "to be covered in shit"
'On discovering my breeches were foully beshit, I hurried to divest myself of them."
beshit by Agg August 10, 2003

beshittled

to be so strongly moved by emotion that one is unable to control their bowels
earlier tonight i found myself beshittled with rage
beshittled by neo_cowboy October 17, 2008
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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