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bowlshittin 

1. To bullshit someone.

2. To take forever to do something

3. Saying you're going to do something, but never follow through with it.

4. Never showing up to a place after you said you would be there.

Rob: Say dah, where's dat nigga Matt at? He's been in that Exxon buyin a sweet fo like 14 minutes dah.

Stew: He's bowlshittin, story of my life.

bowlshittin by SweetStew December 4, 2007
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Bullshitting 

A writing technique in which the user bases an entire piece of writing, often an essay, around a single and often small, irrelevant and/or useless piece of information.
Skilled Bullshitting will allow someone to write a full essay about nothing yet make it look as if they know what they are talking about and are answering the question.
What did you write for the essay at the end of that exam?" " I had no idea, I was Bullshitting my way through it
Bullshitting by Clementekid June 2, 2010

Bullshitting 

When you talk like you know everything and anything, been everywhere and done everything but have not done fucking shit your whole life. When you talk about things to people and you think that they believe every fucking word you say, yet they are silently trying to figure out a polite way to get the fuck away from you because they don't believe a fucking word of your bullshit story!
Mike is bullshitting about winning at the casino again!
Bullshitting by pinnnochio May 7, 2015

Bullshitting 

Bullshitting is referred to when someone is lying, quite often blatantly.
Friend - “I slept with this hot celebrity the other night”

You - “Quit bullshitting”
Bullshitting by Wydt June 23, 2018

Bullshitting 

1. When someone has no fucking clue what they are talking about, Yet insists on trying to get others to belive him/her.

Sarah - How the hell did Amanda get so popular all of the sudden?

Jenna - Oh, shes bullshitting about relationships again..
Bullshitting by Pacman12 August 17, 2007

Bullshitting 

The art of bullshit, or writing an entire report/making up something on the spot in which you know nothing about.
You can bullshit to your parents, your english teacher, your PA, anyone if you're good enough.
Bullshitting by anonymous May 23, 2004

Bullshittin' 

A common response to the age-old question, "What the fuck are you doing?" or in slang terms, "Fuck you doing?"
Man 1: Hey dude, fuck you doing?
Man 2: Bullshittin'
Bullshittin' by WebMoses April 15, 2010
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