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bondsville splatters

When a woman goes into a public bathroom pulls down her pants and explodes feces all over the stall while plugging the toilet bowl with toilet tissue and escaping before anyone knows her identity.
''Hey! Someone just covered the first stall with the Bondsville Splatters!!'

bournville boulevard

sexual term for a womans anus

see also cadburys corridor

nb. cadburys and bournville are both british chocolate confectionary products
“she let me stick it up bournville boulevard last night

“do reckon she takes it up bournville boulevard?”
A small town in northern California commonly acknowledged to produce beer, wine and marijuana of the highest quality in the world. Boonville has also developed its own language, Boontling, to keep brighlighters from knowing what is going on. Locals, also known as Boonvillains are known to be quite frisky in bed and to sport large packages. Some attribute this to the water, but most likely it has to do with the high frequency and long duration of sexual encounters.
Hot City Bitch: Damn, my pussy is sore!

Yuppie dude: Why's that?

Hot City Bitch: I went up to the beerfest in Boonville and got plowed all night by a Boonvillain!
Boonville by oogabooger November 12, 2011

Bumville 

A gathering place for homeless people for sleeping and drug use.
Hey, let's move the barbecue to a different location so that we do not have to go through bumville.
Bumville by Zuman June 22, 2011

MIS EN BOUTEILLE 

MIS EN BOUTEILLE: (“Meez on Bootay”)
In the French language “Mis En Bouteille” a noun meaning bottled, is used as an adjective to describe where a wine is bottled i.e (au Château) means "bottled at the estate", (a la Propriete) means "bottled at the property" and (dans nos Chais) means "bottled in our cellars".

In the Urban/Bebop Slang, the word serves as a double entendre and is a noun meaning “ a date of the ut-most intense pleasure that includes the consumption of fine wine or an intimate appointment with a person, one’s companion that is described as fine as wine.adjective The use of the word is usually formed from a question where the response indicate intent.i.e. A friend may ask, “ What are your plans for tonight? The response could be: Mis En Bouteille or I have a date with a lady who is Mis En Bouteille.
The use of the word is usually formed from a question where the response indicate intent.i.e. A friend may ask, “ What are your plans for tonight? The response could be: Mis En Bouteille or I have a date with a lady who is Mis En Bouteille au Château. Top flight or fine as wine.
MIS EN BOUTEILLE by Adu Jahmal April 8, 2008
A small village located halfway between losing your mindtown and vomiting in a saucepan dave thoughtfully lined with gladwrapsville.
Albert: I think a visit to Boonville is on the cards for later tonight. What do you think
Percy: I would rather eat glass than return to Boonville.
Boonville by Captain Boon September 6, 2009