BottleBandit

When a good friend has a parent who is a “closet clepto”. Stealing various items that belong to others that have sentimental value. Ex: Such as a water bottle.
Yo, Amory your mom, Remorseless Renee, is a fuckin’ BottleBandit.
by TeamJesBon September 08, 2025
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