BottleBandit 

When a good friend has a parent who is a “closet clepto”. Stealing various items that belong to others that have sentimental value. Ex: Such as a water bottle.

Yo, Amory your mom, Remorseless Renee, is a fuckin’ BottleBandit.

BottleBandit by TeamJesBon September 8, 2025

Bottlebanking

A sexual act involving the victim's head being pushed inside the hole of a bottlebank, so it can't be removed. It can be homosexual or heterosexual, but is usually in the form of gay/gang rape. The most common bottlebanking zones are those with the most bottlebanks e.g. car parks, supermarkets etc.

'Have you heard about that Johnson kid down the street?'
'No, what?'
'He got bottlebanked last Wednesday down by Tesco's!'
'You serious? Damn...there's a big bottlebanking scene around here'

Bottlebanking by Doveboi June 18, 2009

Bottlebanking

The act being caught by the head, whether voluntarily or through coercion, in a bottlebank, those most commonly used to recycle glass. The bottlebankee is then submitted to some form of sexual abuse or pleasure (depending on the situation), before being abandoned/rescued.

The origins of this practice are unclear, as are the motives for willingly being submitted to the stench of stale alcohol or other festering liquids whilst suffering molestation, however it is often linked more toward a homosexual activity than a heterosexual one, as described in the British sitcom 'The Inbetweeners' in Series 3.

I was walking through McDonald's car park last night when my head was forced through the green glass recycling slot and I was thoroughly raped. I later found out that I had been subjected to a practice usually known as Bottlebanking

Bottlebanking by Queefoooo October 26, 2010

Bottle Bandit 

When a good friend has a parent who is a “closet clepto” stealing various items that may have sentimental value. Such as a water bottle.

Yo, Amory your mom is a fuckin’ Bottle Bandit.

Bottle Bandit by TeamJesBon September 8, 2025

buttiebandit 

A guy always look for ass to munch on

Omg look her ass dude other you buttiebandit

buttiebandit by buttiebansit January 28, 2015