TeamJesBon's definitions

Bottle Bandit

When a good friend has a parent who is a “closet clepto” stealing various items that may have sentimental value. Such as a water bottle.

Yo, Amory your mom is a fuckin’ Bottle Bandit.

by TeamJesBon September 8, 2025

BottleBandit

When a good friend has a parent who is a “closet clepto”. Stealing various items that belong to others that have sentimental value. Ex: Such as a water bottle.

Yo, Amory your mom, Remorseless Renee, is a fuckin’ BottleBandit.

by TeamJesBon September 8, 2025