Bothed 

The state of being intoxicated by both marijuana and alcohol in such a way that one's reality is possibly spinning, nausea may set in, munchies may set in, and one may simply pass out.

Damn I'm so bothed right now I need to go lay down dude.

Bothed by KyleTheMan621 June 7, 2007

Bothed 

Being both drunk and stoned. To be completely unable to function in an orderly fashion.

Ben: "Man i'm so bothed right now aye"

Bothed by Dream Chamber April 16, 2011

bathed in legitimacy

something immensely opulent and amazing.

yo, how was the solid gold hot tub at Raf's mcmansion last night?
dude it was bathed in legitimacy. We got vodka coke martini's after.

bathed in legitimacy by superking2 December 15, 2016

oh bother

Winnie the Pooh's equivalent of "Mother fucking shit".

Piglet: Oh no! Tigger's bounced all over the vegetable garden and ruined the carrots!
Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother!

oh bother by Rebecks March 17, 2008

Botched

The beak, (another term for “la polla “, bosch, etc)

Botched is almost ALWAYS linked to Junior The Forbidden One and for good obvious reasons..

She is the only connection that J has with this world ( or atleast that us foolish mortals know of)

A chicken since birth, raised and taken from the barn she has grown into a near humanoid ish type fowl that follows junior anywhere he goes but also lives her own life as the importance of junior grows stronger.

TLDR; a small chicken TURNED BIG who’s growing out of control and might even surpass father J

Botched is a farm animal with feathers and whoever lacks the common knowledge of this is intellectually impaired + misdirected and ignorant

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Junior: no one dares surpass the ungodly wrath of The Forbidden One! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, trigger my rage and be spared mercy!

Botched: bok bok!!

Junior: *shrugs* fine, another time, cmon beak let’s go eat some popcorn

Botched: *follows him as she flaps her wings slightly*

Junior: picks up botched from school

Principal: *tries to detain botched and keep her for an after school program*

Junior: woaw hold on there lunchbox, we’re leaving NOW

principal: excuse me sir , she must stay for her tutoring

Junior: nonsense! What she learns I could teach better a thousand fold

Security: *attempts to detain the beak*

Junior: *eyes turn fiery red*

“Fools, I am the son, the fire and the darkness, For NO ONE GOES TO THE BEAK EXCEPT THROUGH ME!”

security and principal: *step back and tremble in fear*

Junior: *leaves with the beak*

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Botched has a liquor brand named after her “bosch” which is somewhat strong and J possibly drinks too much of

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Junior and botched and wheezly and winy and tortoise and mello and wendyboy are forever linked , nothing dismantles the world that junior the forbidden one tries soooo hard to create and maintain

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“Where’s botched ?” -junior, probably

“What is botched doin ?” -junior, again probably

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Botched can mean many things but it’s also beak’s other name

Botched by URBANTROOOPER January 31, 2022

Near Bother 

Irish colloquialism. Popularised by residents of the town of Trim, Co. Meath. No bother. To have no worries or problems about one's self

Felix: What's the formation?
T-Bo: Ahh, near bother to ya
Wiggles: wulla wulla wulla

Near Bother by FelixInTheBigCity January 11, 2009

hot and bothered 

To become sexually aroused to the point where you are unable to think clearly.

I got the mad flow that makes all the ladies get hot and bothered.

hot and bothered by DB September 18, 2004