Bothed
The state of being intoxicated by both marijuana and alcohol in such a way that one's reality is possibly spinning, nausea may set in, munchies may set in, and one may simply pass out.
Bothed by KyleTheMan621 June 7, 2007
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Bothed
Bothed by Dream Chamber April 16, 2011
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Bothed • BoTheDoggo • bother • botched • bothered • boted • boothed • boshed • Bothell High School • Botheration
bathed in legitimacy
yo, how was the solid gold hot tub at Raf's mcmansion last night?
dude it was bathed in legitimacy. We got vodka coke martini's after.
dude it was bathed in legitimacy. We got vodka coke martini's after.
bathed in legitimacy by superking2 December 15, 2016
Botched
The beak, (another term for “la polla “, bosch, etc)
Botched is almost ALWAYS linked to Junior The Forbidden One and for good obvious reasons..
She is the only connection that J has with this world ( or atleast that us foolish mortals know of)
A chicken since birth, raised and taken from the barn she has grown into a near humanoid ish type fowl that follows junior anywhere he goes but also lives her own life as the importance of junior grows stronger.
TLDR; a small chicken TURNED BIG who’s growing out of control and might even surpass father J
Botched is almost ALWAYS linked to Junior The Forbidden One and for good obvious reasons..
She is the only connection that J has with this world ( or atleast that us foolish mortals know of)
A chicken since birth, raised and taken from the barn she has grown into a near humanoid ish type fowl that follows junior anywhere he goes but also lives her own life as the importance of junior grows stronger.
TLDR; a small chicken TURNED BIG who’s growing out of control and might even surpass father J
Botched is a farm animal with feathers and whoever lacks the common knowledge of this is intellectually impaired + misdirected and ignorant
_________
Junior: no one dares surpass the ungodly wrath of The Forbidden One! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, trigger my rage and be spared mercy!
Botched: bok bok!!
Junior: *shrugs* fine, another time, cmon beak let’s go eat some popcorn
Botched: *follows him as she flaps her wings slightly*
Junior: picks up botched from school
Principal: *tries to detain botched and keep her for an after school program*
Junior: woaw hold on there lunchbox, we’re leaving NOW
principal: excuse me sir , she must stay for her tutoring
Junior: nonsense! What she learns I could teach better a thousand fold
Security: *attempts to detain the beak*
Junior: *eyes turn fiery red*
“Fools, I am the son, the fire and the darkness, For NO ONE GOES TO THE BEAK EXCEPT THROUGH ME!”
security and principal: *step back and tremble in fear*
Junior: *leaves with the beak*
_____
Botched has a liquor brand named after her “bosch” which is somewhat strong and J possibly drinks too much of
————-
Junior and botched and wheezly and winy and tortoise and mello and wendyboy are forever linked , nothing dismantles the world that junior the forbidden one tries soooo hard to create and maintain
_____________
“Where’s botched ?” -junior, probably
“What is botched doin ?” -junior, again probably
__
Botched can mean many things but it’s also beak’s other name
_________
Junior: no one dares surpass the ungodly wrath of The Forbidden One! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, trigger my rage and be spared mercy!
Botched: bok bok!!
Junior: *shrugs* fine, another time, cmon beak let’s go eat some popcorn
Botched: *follows him as she flaps her wings slightly*
Junior: picks up botched from school
Principal: *tries to detain botched and keep her for an after school program*
Junior: woaw hold on there lunchbox, we’re leaving NOW
principal: excuse me sir , she must stay for her tutoring
Junior: nonsense! What she learns I could teach better a thousand fold
Security: *attempts to detain the beak*
Junior: *eyes turn fiery red*
“Fools, I am the son, the fire and the darkness, For NO ONE GOES TO THE BEAK EXCEPT THROUGH ME!”
security and principal: *step back and tremble in fear*
Junior: *leaves with the beak*
_____
Botched has a liquor brand named after her “bosch” which is somewhat strong and J possibly drinks too much of
————-
Junior and botched and wheezly and winy and tortoise and mello and wendyboy are forever linked , nothing dismantles the world that junior the forbidden one tries soooo hard to create and maintain
_____________
“Where’s botched ?” -junior, probably
“What is botched doin ?” -junior, again probably
__
Botched can mean many things but it’s also beak’s other name
Botched by URBANTROOOPER January 31, 2022
Near Bother
Irish colloquialism. Popularised by residents of the town of Trim, Co. Meath. No bother. To have no worries or problems about one's self
Near Bother by FelixInTheBigCity January 11, 2009
hot and bothered
hot and bothered by DB September 18, 2004
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