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boston cream pie 

A Common red neck practice. Consists of jizzing on ones hand, followed by a clean open handed slap across the face
After Billy Bo was done pushing his twin sister in the ass, he gave her a chocolate boston cream pie

Steve didnt know what to do one day, so he indulged himself to a boston cream pie
boston cream pie by Hokai May 1, 2005

Boston Cream Pie 

A Boston Cream Pie is the action you do while you creampie a woman. And what you do is insult her with a irish/Boston accent and then poor a small bag of coins on her.

"You like that you fookin gobshite?!?"
*poor's coins*
"Dude I gave this Irish girl a Boston Cream Pie and she said it reminded her of her home!"
Boston Cream Pie by King_Maverick November 10, 2021

boston cream pie 

when a man ejaculates inside a womans vagina and the woman rubs her vagina on the mans face
last night barry's mom boston cream pied my face
boston cream pie by chanpete56 February 25, 2010

boston cream pie 

a delicious treat that comes in either holeless doughnut form or pie form, it consists of a slightly sweet breadlike substance topped with chocolate cream and filled with a custard
I got a boston cream pie at dunkin' donuts then got smashed a pie like boston cream pie on your mom's face
boston cream pie by euphemism April 9, 2005

Boston cream pie 

When the man, wearing a Larry Bird jersey, is about to nut he backs off behind the three point line. This allows the woman, wearing a Paul Pierce jersey, to gather her explosive diarrhea. He then nuts on a nerf basketball, shoots the three in her ass, and she rejects the shot at the rim... obviously.
"I was going for a triple double but she blocked my boston cream pie at the buzzer."
Boston cream pie by Shnikkes May 3, 2022

Boston Cream Pie  

The act of busting a nut inside of woman while listening the the band Boston. (Preferably the song Foreplay/Longtime for dramatic effect.)
Dude! I gave some hoe a Boston Cream Pie the other night, got the bitch PREGNANT...
Boston Cream Pie by Wiweyyy February 8, 2009
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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