A woman whom lives in the Boca area of Florida, typically around 50+ whose skin is tan all year round to enhance the lizard look, pink lipstick and bleach blonde hair. Think of the old woman in something about Mary.
Oh man, the steak house bar was stacked with 10 Bocahauntuses tonight.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).