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A combination of "boring" and "horrific" When an experience or conversation is so incredibly dull that it could be defined as a horrifying experience.
Janie don't borify me with another lecture on the migration patterns of dung beetles. Last time I almost slit my throat with a spoon.
Borify by ETDer November 7, 2010
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To forcefully subsume something into a larger system or whole, with blatant disregard for the individuality of the thing to be subsumed. Inspired by the Borg, a fictional civilization of cyborgs in the Star Trek universe who, although composed of billions of individual bodies and machines, share a single conciousness. The Borg assimilate other species and cultures, adapting their biological and technological distinctiveness to service the Borg, with the declaration that "resistance is futile."
When Gretchen read the memo from headquarters instructing all branch managers to begin using the new timekeeping system at the beginning of the new fiscal year, she knew her team would really resent another attempt to borgify operations.
borgify by T E Williams June 9, 2004

borrifying 

1. A combination of boring and horrifying.

2. When you're so bored you become horrified of yourself.

Basically anything that has to do with being bored and horrified, you combine the words making "Borrifying".
1.
Sam: Dude, Im so bored, it's horrifying me.
Tyler: Don't you mean that you're borrified?
Sam: Yeah. Sick word bro.

2.
Sam: so wanna do anything tonight?
Tyler: No man.
Sam: Anything?
Tyler: No.
Sam: Your borrifying.
borrifying by shaboomdrys November 15, 2009
1. tr.v. (archaic) to make good or better.

2. tr.v. (slang) a back-formation of bona fide, as if spelled "bonified".

3. tr.v. (intensive) to have sex with (used of a man); to bone.
1. His weak bones were bonified by drinking milk.

2. People will think you're a bona fide idiot if you write "bonified".

3. He was bonifying some girl in the other room.
bonify by kadatz May 18, 2010
To make authentic. Used by idiots who can't spell "bona fide".
"The artist's signature. Well, that bonifies it."
"You're an idiot."
bonify by Xyzzy May 5, 2005
A person who is garbage at games.

Synonym: Jahvon
Jahvon is botifyed
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