bday boy: sigh this birthday is more of a bored
out of date hipster: was up brother was you looking, so sad because its yo birthday (starts singing) its yo birthday its yo birthdayits yo birthday its yo birthdayits yo birthday its yo birthday its yo birthday
bday boy: well its been ok until i saw
your faceout of date hipster: oh you be jelouse
bday boy: well to be true I'm having a boreday
out of date hipster: what your mum even got me to come here
bday boy: exactly