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How an idiot spells the word "sequel".
Jeff spelled the word "sequel" "sequal", so I hit him in the face until he apologized.
sequal by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008
Words you can keep

Sexual consent form 

A legal document that has become necessary before sexual activity by new sexual partners in the post #metoo era.
This is my living room and here is my kitchen. Please sign the sexual consent form if you want to see my bedroom.
Sexual consent form by Chad Apollo January 23, 2018

Gone Wrong Gone Sexual 

1) The way to describe Saturday nights with my grandpa

2) When a social media star needs to spice up their title so they add "Gone Wrong" and if they need even more effect, they use; "Gone Sexual"
Dave: Did you hear what happened to Bob at his Grandpa's house on Saturday?

Jim: Ya it's on YouTube under "Cereal, Gone Wrong Gone Sexual"

Soul-Sexual 

Sexual attraction that is based in 'Soul' as opposed male or female body parts.
That woman is Soul-Sexual, she is not at all distracted by male or female body parts. What attracts her is a person's Soul, not their genitalia.
Soul-Sexual by PaintsWithWords October 25, 2022

Chocolate squall 

The absolute torrential evacuation of the bowels, literally causing the water and liquid shit in the toilet to circle with gale force speeds, causing utter destruction to everything in the bathroom.
Dave unleashed a chocolate squall in the upstairs bathroom, causing our can ceiling lights to rain shit for a week.
Chocolate squall by Mad Mick! September 7, 2016

Sexual Vulture

Somebody who makes a move, while the person they are making a move on is clearly weak due to alcohol, distress or sheer unattractiveness, resulting in them being easy. They are therefore preying on the 'scraps' in a similar way to how a vulture hunts
Rob: Look at that girl over there, she's a proper munter!

Matt: Looks like David is making a move on her

Rob: He's such a sexual vulture
Sexual Vulture by Aqua Bear October 16, 2010

Why-sexual 

A Why-sexual is one who asks too many questions about a potential sexual encounter to make it appealing.
Susie asked Pablo Pescador so many questions about his health and motivation; he decided a Why-sexual was just not worth it!
Why-sexual by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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