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A town filled with anti-social inebriates, also containing the delinquent regions of lindford, headley and headly down (where downers come from). The lack of basic facilities in the town conjugated with the low life company it contains (not all of the bordonians mind), adds up to a bad place to be, especially with a nice car. Not to be confused with nearby Whitehill, which is full of respectful citizans with meaningful lives.
Mr A (a Whitehillian):'Where do you come from?'
Mr B:'burdn' (Bordon pronounced by a Bordonian, but understood by tolerant Whitehillians)
Mr A:'Sorry?'
Mr B:'burdn'
Mr A:'I just said i was sorry.'
Bordon by BenKenTheBest December 4, 2003
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vada a bordo, cazzo!

Italian for "get back on board, damn it!"
Captain of the sinking cruize ship: "It's dark here. Can't see anything"
Coast guard: "It's dark and you want to go home? vada a bordo, cazzo!"
vada a bordo, cazzo! by vektr February 7, 2012
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Bordon • Bordone • Bordoni • boron • bodonkadonk • Bordens • Borona • Bordo • bordom • Boronia

Bordinal 

-A word used to describe a person who has the capability to determine the subtle differences between grasshopper and cockroach excrement. In the countries of southeast Asia, being dubbed bordinal is considered the highest honor one can receive in his or her lifetime.

-All who feel they may be eligible to be dubbed bordinal must contact The International Committee of Irish Entrepreneurs (ICIE) who will then host a series of complex tests to verify weather or not you meet the criteria for the honorable title.
ICIE: So, tell us, is it grasshopper or cockroach poop?
Ryan: grasshopper.
ICIE: Correct!
Bordinal Ryan: fuck yeah.
Bordinal by TACOwhisperer August 6, 2011
Can mean whatever you need it to mean.
I heard this song and its kinda borona.
Wow this car is borona speed.
My computer runs like a borona tbh.
Your question is borona.
This borona just messaged me.
Borona by Dr. Ligma November 4, 2020
Anything and everything, all at once
It can be a verb, noun, adjective, adverb, interjection, anything
Borona, did borona borona the borona?
Borona by nul00000000 December 31, 2020

Boronavirus

Deadly illness ravaging the neighborhoods of South Los Angeles and other inner city areas across America. Members of the original blood family are most susceptible to this contagious illness
Darell: “Yo stay away from that nigga Javon, that fool got the boronavirus”

Javon: “Blood I’m bool, I swear, a nigga be sneezing tho...”
Boronavirus by thatnibbadeebo March 30, 2020

Bordentown 

A town in the 08505 area code of South/Central Jersey.
The town itself is small, but usually the teenagers don't stay there anyway. Consists of a few small delis, a township, and a smaller city dating back to George Washington's time.

The girls in the high school get sluttier every year, while the boys of BRHS (Bordentown Regional High School) get shorter.

Usually everyone who lives in Bordentown has lived there their entire life, no matter how much everyone says they hate it.

It's the best town to live in due to it's close proximity to Trenton, Hamilton, Philly, and NY.
Girl: You live in Bordentown?!
Boy: Yeah, I hate it.

20 years later

Girl: You still live in Bordentown?!
Boy: Yeah, I moved back here after college because its where all my friends and family live still.
Bordentown by knuckleupbitch February 16, 2010
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