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Bordentown 

A town in the 08505 area code of South/Central Jersey.
The town itself is small, but usually the teenagers don't stay there anyway. Consists of a few small delis, a township, and a smaller city dating back to George Washington's time.

The girls in the high school get sluttier every year, while the boys of BRHS (Bordentown Regional High School) get shorter.

Usually everyone who lives in Bordentown has lived there their entire life, no matter how much everyone says they hate it.

It's the best town to live in due to it's close proximity to Trenton, Hamilton, Philly, and NY.
Girl: You live in Bordentown?!
Boy: Yeah, I hate it.

20 years later

Girl: You still live in Bordentown?!
Boy: Yeah, I moved back here after college because its where all my friends and family live still.
Bordentown by knuckleupbitch February 16, 2010
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Bordentown 

One of the shittiest towns in the country. Seriously, no hot girls for miles.
Ella: Oh, you live in Jersey? Where at?
Carolyn: ...Bordentown. *sighs*
Ella: That's cool--
Carolyn: SERIOUSLY, NO, it's not.
Bordentown by Michelangelo! October 29, 2009

Bordentown Regional Middle School 

Have you heard of Bordentown Regional Middle School?
"yea, it sucks."
"sucks what?"
"....."

bordertown promdate

A promdate who is merely a decoy to please either set of parents into allowing you to go to prom because they have forbidden you to go with your true love.
So Alicia, I need you to look and act more slutty of you're going to be my bordertown promdate my parents are smart and they know i'm not gonna take a chick who doesn't put out before and after dinner.
bordertown promdate by Ranchgirls January 14, 2023

Bordertown 

"I know it's kinda bordertown, but the rent's really cheap."

"It doesn't look good. In fact, it looks really bordertown."
Bordertown by Meranimer March 12, 2009