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borderlands flu 

When you miss work on September 18th because Borderlands 2 just came out.
Why weren't you here on Tuesday?
I had the borderlands flu.
borderlands flu by Papa5quaT September 16, 2012

The Borderlands 

A region of Texas adjacent to the Mexican border, east of El Paso but west of San Antonio.
The Borderlands are also sometimes called the "Borderland" or the "Big Bend" region.
The Borderlands by 21451 November 23, 2011

Borderlands 2 

A freaking awesome game. 4 player Coop or alone. If you have save data from the original Borderlands, you get stuff for your Borderlands 2 characters. Classes:
Zer0: Assassin. Has a Decepti0n skill that turns you invisible for a short time.
Salvador: Gunzerker. Has a skill tree that makes you available to Gunzerk.
Axton: Commando. Similar to Roland from Borderlands 1. Has a skill tree that makes you deploy a Sabre Turret.
Maya: Siren. Has a Phaseblast skill tree that temporarily removes an enemy from the fight, allowing you to focus on their allies.

Guy 1: Oh man i am so excited for the release of Borderlands 2!
*guy buys the game*
Guy 2: Does it include all characters?? I wanna be Krieg.
Guy 1: Yeah me too and that's a yes.

Borderlands 

The greatest video game of all time, due largely to its insane amount of "badassness"
Hey Rick, i would stab a baby to play Borderlands.
Borderlands by Saber Wookie October 7, 2009

Borderlands 

Funnest Game of all time. Good for when you want to chill with friends and Pop some heads and steal your friends' loot
Guy 1:We are playing Borderlands, not MW2... STOP CAMPING

Guy 2: Dude, My turret is gonna get me a good killstreak though
Borderlands by Borderlandswin March 20, 2010

Borderlands 

The greatest game ever. 4 player drop in/drop out co-op. 120 quests. Pandora, a land bigger then Oblivion. A loot system like World of Warcraft. 17 MILION GUNS. PVPplayer vs player

Four Classes
RolandSoldier Specialzes in shotguns and assault rifles. His special move is throw a turret with a shield surrounding it to the ground. The turret can drop ammo and give health out and also shoot enmies.

Lilithsiren Specializes in pistols and assault rifles. Special move is phase walk. She turns invisible and while inivisible cannot be hurt.

Bricktank Specializes with shotguns and assault. Is the biggest guy of the group. Can take the most hits. Special move is beserk. Uses his fists to royaly screw over anybody in his path.

Mordecaisniperspecialies with.... what else snipers. Special move is his trusty sidekick BloodWing the hawk. Will help in combat.

This game is scheduled to come out October 20th and i CANT FREAKIN WAIT!!!!
Cristian:Dude i just payed off my borderlands preorder this game is going to rock!!!!

Jedidiah: OMG we gotta coop as soon as this comes out.

Cristian: FCK YEA!!!
Borderlands by iGotMaBOOMSTICK October 12, 2009