Bootyflakes

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Bootyflakes: When you have to poo but it only comes out in a little rabbit poop.

"Sophie, I had to poo so bad but it only came out in poops like a rabbit so it took forever"
"That's horrible Rachel! You were having Bootyflakes!"

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Bootyflakes

Particles stuck in between the but crack usually tissue

Can you go wash up I saw bootyflakes in ur but when you took ur pants off

Bootyflakes by Nana naasia May 27, 2019

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bootycakes

a booty that is not too big not too small but just right for the boys. it can be touched by only that girls boyfriend or else.

"why you all up on my bootycakes"
"shoot.....its enough to make me coo coo for your cocoa puffs"

bootycakes by scrappy boo boo May 22, 2009

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Booty-flakes

Booty-flakes: Where the flakes come from the booty😂 smh. Dont eat the booty-flakes...

1st Nigga: MY NIGGA ATE THE BOOTY-FLAKES
2nd Nigga: THE BOOTY-FLAKES WAS DELICIOUS!
1st Nigga: LIL NIGGA THATS NASTY
2nd Nigga: BYE NIGGA😔

Booty-flakes by Paigethenigga December 6, 2017

Booty Flakes

A special surprise after you eat dat booty. Mostly when a girl is so autisti that she can't wipe her ass after a shit so you have to eat it for her.

I was eatin dat booty like am nam nam and then I felt booty flakes in my mouth.

Booty Flakes by NiggerFaggotSpic123 June 10, 2018

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bootycakes

a group of totally awesome girls who run around screaming BOOTY and roll out with the beat. Used when drunk.

You guys ready to rumble? BOOTYCAKES ROLL OUT

bootycakes by jillrahphinschbrit April 10, 2007

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bootycakes

A term of endearment for a girlfriend or female lover. Used in place for Boo, Shorty and other such terms for your female sex kitten Can also be another name for a regular booty call.

Hey man, what’s up! Laura is now my bootycakes. Man she rocked my world. Bootycakes is easier that calling her my bitch, for some reason she doesn’t like that.

bootycakes by Big Pappa Smurfz March 1, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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