An epic journey every man must undertake with his friends sometime during their lifetime. A rite of passage. This quest must be important, and a once in a lifetime experience.
1. The road trip all the way down to Bonnaroo in Tennessee this summer can only be classified as a BroQuest.
2. Backpacking through Europe with his friends was John's first BroQuest experience.
a masculine, (temporary) triumvirate, whose main objectives are to surpass the quantity of manliness inherant in popular movie 300, to "quest" for women (specifically those from Woodbridge), and to mutually support eachother in the group emotionally, spiritually, and above all heterosexually. Each member embodies an elemental animalistic avatar that defines their persona.
not to be mistaken for "questing for bros"
"he used 'er' as 'rar', and leaks testosterone. he must be in broquest!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!