( noun) a person,
usually a man, who has devoted extensive time and effort in the bedrooms/motel rooms/apartment dwellings /wayside drinking fountains/parkbenches/backseat of '70 Chevelles/Greyhound busterminals;coaches/airplane flights/beach blankets/local bars/cars/school gyms/bushes/gas station rest rooms/city parks/ lakes/ etc.
getting some ass, so mauch ass in fact that he has become a 10th degree expert ass getter and high exalted ass expert skilled in the ways and means of: attaining ass, pleasing ass, performing stunts with and for ass, complimenting ass ad nauseaeum, flattering for ass, conning that ass, grabbin' up on that ass, feelin' around that ass, skyydiving, muff diving, sheet parasailing and deep dish diving for that ass, as well as a host of other stunts and tricks and manipulations employed to basically
Get That Ass, in any way that that ass needs to be got, consensually
of course, and with respect for , to , and by that ass in return.
" Man I am a regular bootyologist, with a phd in
pimpology and and MD in ass 101."
" Dude, your
pimpology is lame. You need to study hareder if you wannabe a bootyologist like me. Just
watch this, and I'll school ya. Not...."
