Bookshelve

A long soft spongy tampon with a string which you stick up your hole when you get menstrual cramps. You bleed out crap.

Francocious handed marthanian a bookshelve while sitting in the bathroom before meeting with cow poop.

by FrANCO DE rOCK May 13, 2005

bookshelf ass

a chicks ass that is round, ample and sticks out just the right proportionate amount on which you could literally stack books on

yo holmes, that strippers got a great bookshelf ass

by ronnie_e May 14, 2009

There's a condom behind that bookshelf

Joke about children's attitude towards sex and lack of practical knowledge or reading skills.

Kid A: There's a condom behind that bookshelf.


Kid B: What's a bookshelf?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

it's on my bookshelf

a book, usually some type of hip or classic piece of literature, that you bought and read 14 pages of it and never finished, yet you left in casual display in your living area so people think you're well read.

-1"Yo have you seen the movie Fear and Loathing?"
-2"nah, but i read the book."
-1 "I heard the book is good. Did you like it."
2- " Well I never actually read it. it's on my bookshelf though.

by Todd is my hero January 18, 2015

empty bookshelf

Woman with huge breast implants that stick out like a bookshelf who has no books (brains) to go with it.

Did you see that story of the woman that was fired from her job for being "too sexy"? Well, once you start digging into her background and see some other videos of her, it turns out she's just an empty bookshelf.

by Bob and Lesa July 26, 2010

Bookshelving

Squeezing through a tight crowd back to front rather than side to side.

We left the show early, bookshelving through the crowd to get out the back.

by Smjbab March 9, 2017

Building a bookshelf

A code word for sex. To be used in situations in which another person should not know what you are talking about. Other phrases include; building a white bookshelf (oral sex), staining a bookshelf (sex while girl is on period), and building a brown bookshelf (anal sex)

guy 1: "hey bro you build that bookshelf yet?"
guy 2: "straight up man! it went together real nice!"
parents: "its nice to see our son getting interested in books and carpentry"

guy 1: "are you going to be building a bookshelf this afternoon?"
guy 2: "yea so stay outta my room!"

by dr. carpenter man March 27, 2010