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blobsquatch 

An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.
That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.
blobsquatch by Cuddles McStig October 23, 2008

Beefsquatch

Gene Belcher's alter ego, featuring a mask and his burger costume
I'm Beefsquatch. This is me now!

Brosquatch 

Your bro for life, bra.
You Brosquatch lets get some natty ice tonight and have a megabank beast guap time!

blobsquatch 

An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.
That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.
blobsquatch by Cuddles McStig October 12, 2008

bloomsquatch 

A very chill and cool hairy man that smokes a lot of weed and likes to party. Also very handy at fixin things and doing man stuff! Such as.... fishing, hunting, brapping, working on anything manly, drinking everyone under the table, bro code enforcer, epic beard grower, bitch rangler, possibly a reincarnated terrorist, loves hamms, and most likely can kick your ass.
Whenever I go out I always think what would a bloomsquatch do?
bloomsquatch by Get_pitted March 18, 2017

beefsquatching 

Drawing away attention from something to make yourself feel more important because you're jealous of another person's success.
JIm is beefsquatching like Gene Belcher because Tom took his date.
beefsquatching by TavG April 19, 2020
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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