Boofsquat

The Boofsquat is the correct form one must assume before something is boofed.

A poofter

Make sure to perfect your boofsquat or you might shit yourself.

Godamnit Boof quit fucking feeding you poofter!

by ElTronko April 28, 2010

blobsquatch

An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.

That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.

by Cuddles McStig October 23, 2008

Beefsquatch

Gene Belcher's alter ego, featuring a mask and his burger costume

I'm Beefsquatch. This is me now!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Brosquatch

Your bro for life, bra.

You Brosquatch lets get some natty ice tonight and have a megabank beast guap time!

by Jewman Jr.'s accomplice August 22, 2009

blobsquatch

An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.

That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.

by Cuddles McStig October 12, 2008

bloomsquatch

A very chill and cool hairy man that smokes a lot of weed and likes to party. Also very handy at fixin things and doing man stuff! Such as.... fishing, hunting, brapping, working on anything manly, drinking everyone under the table, bro code enforcer, epic beard grower, bitch rangler, possibly a reincarnated terrorist, loves hamms, and most likely can kick your ass.

Whenever I go out I always think what would a bloomsquatch do?

by Get_pitted March 18, 2017

beefsquatching

Drawing away attention from something to make yourself feel more important because you're jealous of another person's success.

JIm is beefsquatching like Gene Belcher because Tom took his date.

by TavG April 19, 2020